I'm thinking about wearing a Chastity Belt.

[Reciprocity]

Medieval pick-up lines

"They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."

"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."

Wench: "What's that sound?" Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding."

"Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"

"Dost thou practice safe hex?"

"Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within."

"I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart."

"I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

"I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?"