Fun/geeky stuff: Convert a current event into a STAR WARS crawl

[DerekG]

I already wrote one for 2006.



A time not long ago in a galaxy we wish was far far away...

OIL WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE HICK

It is a dark time for the free world. Sinister operatives of the CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, have staged a shocking incident, shifting blame onto the oil-producing country of VENEZUELA.

His hunger for reserves all but insatiable, PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, leader of the evil AMERICAN EMPIRE, demands that swift retaliation be made against the peaceful country.

As the cries for vengeance intensify, populist leader HUGO CHAVEZ calls for a summit, desperate to win the peace and bring economic justice to all of Latin America...

[DerekG]

1. Kick, dag nam it

I should have put "cock" in the subject line.