If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[CubsFan1982]

I'd be a redwood. Tall, thick, and can last a thousand years. ;)

[Floogeldy]

1. Banana!

:)

[evil_orange_cat]

2. marijuana

well, not a tree, but still!

[name not needed]

3. A Cubsfan's ass kicking tree

[candy]

4. A weeping willow---I'm a" glass is half empty "kind of person.

[tuvor]

5. A Harry Lauder's Walking Stick

Well, I want one, anyway. Is that close enough?

[ahem]

6. A Live Oak--

a big one, too.

[Catholic Sensation]

7. not to mention your "hole" is so wide a car could drive through it

YOU GOT SERVED!

[name not needed]

8. Yeah, well that's Kleeb's fault.

[Catholic Sensation]

9. either way it's like driving through the lincoln tunnel

wide, wet, and when you're done you end up in New York City

[Placebo]

17. All roads lead...

to Cubs' manhole?

[CubsFan1982]

18. I wouldn't mind having her in my manhole.

:evilgrin:

[name not needed]

19. she can come in my manhole any time

[Placebo]

21. you sure have a hot steamy manhole, nnn

damn, it's fogging up my glasses and shit

[Catholic Sensation]

22. Like a New York sewer

there are rats and shit in there I've heard.

[Placebo]

24. lots of shit, that's for sure

ugh, i hope we don't have to lick ourselves clean once we've come out of there

like kitties

[Catholic Sensation]

27. yeah usually we just lick each other

[CubsFan1982]

11. Nice and roomy then.

Pencil boy. :P

[Placebo]

13. is there any tread left on the tires at all?

or at this point is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

[Placebo]

10. Margaret Thatcher

[Catholic Sensation]

14. oh baby

I'd labour to be her torrie!

[Placebo]

15. i'd commie to her torrie!

what bodily function am i implying there, hmmmmm

[Catholic Sensation]

16. you really need to control those ejaculations

you can't just throw whatever you have anywhere you know

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. I would be a jacaranda tree....

Graceful trees that get tiny lavendar blue flowers all over every spring...

We have one in our front yard, and this year the flowers are just now gone...

[indy_azcat]

20. pine... they have great nuts and last all winter.

mmmm... pignolias :9

[Catholic Sensation]

23. Placebo would be a cherry tree

though I believe the buds would have been popped already :(

[Placebo]

25. YOU'D be a fucking!!!...A FUCKING...A FUC—

oh lefty

i can't be mad at you

hold me

:hug:

you know...i may not have any buds left...but i sure know how to use my branches...ya dig? hmm? hmm? *sucks on your index finger*

[Catholic Sensation]

26. but sometimes your branches are like that of a weeping willow

:blush:

[Swede]

28. The larch.

The larch.

[sundog]

29. a coconut tree

[WMliberal]

30. American chestnut.

Damn debilitating fungus! I cooooooooooould be majestic, but no. At least I'm taking the passenger pigeon with me.