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Tue Aug-16-05 02:10 PM
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Hello..my new name is..Doombah Frickentush...what's yours? |
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Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 02:42 PM by jus_the_facts
The following in an excerpt from a children's book...
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a= snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice
George Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny!
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. :D
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Boobie Featherdunkin!!! Whooo hooooo!!!!!
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Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 02:12 PM by kick-ass-bob
:D
dammit - I can't read directions!
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Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 02:11 PM by no name no slogan
but you can call me Turd Ferguson :silly:
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At your service...........
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16. Dipsy Fricken Hump - How appropriate |
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17. Dipsy Potty Sprinkles |
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Someone left the lid down.
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19. well be a neatie and wipe the seatie! |
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:rofl:
it it had been "sloppy" i wouldn't be larfin'.
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another sweetie to be a neatie....
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20. Snickle Dippindoodle........... |
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I don't think I like my new name.
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22. What is that you are doing.... |
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24. SleezyRhinoDoodle present and accounted for. |
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28. Snickel Frickenbrains...wow, that is too funny! nt |
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