What's your porn name?

[bliss_eternal]

Name of first pet, and the street you lived on while growing up--(I think)...

If I have stated this wrong, someone correct me. If you guys have already played this--just ignore me.

:hi:

[tuvor]

1. Isn't this the stripper-name game?

I'm Buffy 135th.

My wife is Butch Rodello.

[WeRQ4U]

2. I'm Chet Seed

My wife is Humpy McDirtybottom

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Dick Longfellow.

[Skittles]

7. HA HA HA

OMG, PRICELESS :D

[madeline_con]

15. good one

[wtmusic]

4. Mike Oxlong nt

[Floogeldy]

5. I do not have a porn name.

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[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. I thought you starred as "Fifi La Boomboom".

[yvr girl]

6. With a little cheating I am

Fifi Laval

(I grew up on 2A street, so I picked another address.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. One Hung Low.

[mcctatas]

10. Sadie Washington...

I think it would only work as a porn name if it was for the over 50's crowd...

[Heidi]

11. Without going through that long and tedious pet/street process . . .

I'd say it's probably Heidi Ho, the same as my freeper name. :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Is that what you're called?

[Heidi]

16. Only by my ex-friends and future ex-friends. (nt)

[spacelady]

69. Mr. Hankie, is that you?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Long John Silver.

[sakabatou]

52. How about...

Flint IronStag, Bulk VanderHuge, Thick McRunFast...
Blast HardCheese, Punch RockGroin, Buck PlankChest...
Stump JunkMan, Dirk HardPec, Rip SteakFace...
Slate SlabRock, Crud BoneMeal, Brick HardMeat...
Rip SlagCheek, Punch SideIron, Gristle McThornBody...
Slate FistCrunch, Buff HardBack, Blast ThickNeck...
Touch Rustrod, Brief Blastbody, Big McLargeHuge...
Smoke ManMuscle, Feet PunchBeef...

...Bob Johnson?

[bliss_eternal]

14. Some of these are hysterically funny!

:rofl:

[bliss_eternal]

17. My husband is Mickey E. Meda--

Hahahahaha! Don't know why, but that cracks me up...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Sir Max Staff.

[madeline_con]

19. Mona Kumsalotte

[Dave Reynolds]

20. Whiskers Jolly.

Totally oral sounding.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Goldenboy Showers.

[Greyhound]

22. Crash Trenton n/t

[Midnight Rambler]

23. Sparky Hill

I'm using the pet/elementary school method. By using the pet/street method, my porn name is Sparky Roosevelt.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Harry Johnson.

[WCGreen]

25. Frtizy Marlowe

[Heidi]

26. What the heck kind of porn name is Fritzy Marlowe?

:rofl: I wouldn't be able to watch a Fritzy Marlowe porn film with a straight face. :spray:

[WCGreen]

27. Your not suppose to......

I'm a German Dick....

A kruat with a pension for DANGER......

The Hun with the Big Gun

[Heidi]

28. You've probably co-starred a couple of times with

[WCGreen]

29. Now I have to take a cold shower....

[Pharlo]

72. Well, it's better than

Pharaoh Rural Route S....

Suppose I could change it to Highway S...

Yeah...Pharaoh Highways it is...

Or, I suppose I could replace Pharaoh with Amigo or Diablo...

Let's review:

Pharaoh Highways
Amigo Highways
Diablo Highways

Ya know, from where I'm sitting, Fritzey Marlowe doesn't sound bad at all....

[Wetzelbill]

30. Crazy Guggenheim

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. I knew that was coming up for some reason.

[Wetzelbill]

32. as much glee as you get from the porn name threads

I decided to honor your SN forever in each one. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

34. Thank you!

[Borgnine]

33. Donatello Donnagail

[Wapsie B]

35. Max Buchanan

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. Gluteus Maximus.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. Tripod.

[MrScorpio]

38. King McDougal

Bow down before me

[bicentennial_baby]

39. Maxine Haywood

Heehee...i kinda like it :P

[Wetzelbill]

42. sounds like an old silent movie star

:)

It's cute though.

Mine is Git Henderson, btw, but I posted that before so now I just crack jokes on these threads.

[Tom Kitten]

40. George W. Bushakke

alias Dick Wadd...

[Blue Gardener]

41. OMG

I grew up on Honey Grove Rd. I never even thought of it in this context. The earliest cat we had that I remember was Tippy, so I guess that makes me Tippy Honey Grove. HA!

[bliss_eternal]

46. LOL! That's a good name!

My first cat's name was Vanity-- I won't go on... lol.

[cleofus1]

43. bobo monteceito

very sexy....

say it slowly....

bobo monteceito

[Wetzelbill]

44. Harry Feltersnatch

[Wetzelbill]

45. The Warthog

[maveric]

47. Bruno Sauseeg.

[sakabatou]

48. Hank Court

[Lady Freedom]

49. My name would be Poodle Pearl!

I name my first pet, which was a poodle, Poodle and my street was named pearl!

[Hugin]

Curtis Forty-Five.

Whatchew lookn' at?

[helnwhls]

50. Gretel Hawthorne

:-)

[deadparrot]

51. Holly Brockwood. nt

[trackfan]

53. Duke Kipling

[Kire]

68. good one

[swag]

54. Lucky Grant

[jmm]

55. I thought it was the first pet and the first street you lived on?

If so then I'm Gem Hooker. I moved alot so I didn't grow up on one street.

[Merrick]

56. Flimsy McDribbles

Known for my contrite demeanor.

[davidinalameda]

57. porn name; drag name

same different

mine is Mildred Wells--not real sexy huh

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

58. Sweetie Sprucehill

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

59. Miles Long

based on a true story :silly:

[newsguyatl]

60. thumper frank

:shrug:

[Fenris]

61. Che Nashville.

:7

[flamingyouth]

66. That's actually really funny.

Oh Che!!! :crazy:

[bridgit]

62. meow ming...

[cfield]

63. I have a couple options

the first cat *I* actually had was Bunny so I could be Bunny Fremont or Bunny Ninth. (Lived on Fremont until I was two but actually remember living on ninth street).
However, my mom's dog was Boots who was around for the first several years of my life, he just wasn't MY dog. So I could be Boots or Bootsie. Hmmm, my favorite kitty now is my new kitten Mustang...that's sexier than Boots and more exotic than Bunny. So many choices.......

[bridgit]

64. i like it...

'bootsie' has a nice ring to it, though with the porn motif i keep seeing them in the air & upside down :rofl:

welcome to du, cfield :hi: :kick: :patriot: here's hoping you stick around for a time or too :thumbsup:

[cfield]

65. I've been here for quite awhile

Just don't say much. Usually browsing during work and no time to post a quality response. Also not great at putting thought into written words, I'm better at just telling people how pissed off I am about politics today. Thanks for the welcome!!

[bridgit]

74. it's all goo't...

:hi: all the same

[Kire]

67. Pong Quail

[progmom]

70. Charlotte Ovid

[Cocoa]

71. Fluffy Augusta

:-)

[JohnLocke]

73. Stanley Hurst (nt).

[Mist]

75. Bella Birch

should be a hit with the B&D crowd!

on edit: Thanks to "Pharoah Rural Route South" for best laugh I've had today!

[AlCzervik]

76. Ginger Memorial Way

[NewJeffCT]

77. Taffy Shelly

but, I'm a guy...

[Avalux]

78. Queenie Rosehill

:rofl: