Satire: Bush Suffering from New Strain of STD?

[JPZenger]

I'm copying this from a post on www.dailykos.com

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
Disease. This disease is contracted through high risk behavior. Scientists have dubbed it Gonorrhea Lectim pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). The symptoms of infection include:

inability to tell the truth;

delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;

chronic mangling of the English language;

extreme cognitive dissonance;

inability to incorporate new information;

pronounced xenophobia;

inability to accept responsibility for actions;

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;

uncontrolled facial smirking;

ignorance of geography and history;

tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;

strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease swept Washington, trailer parks, and corporate boardrooms last fall. Outbreaks are continuing, expecially in rural parts of red states.