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Wed Aug-17-05 03:31 PM
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Substitute 'dagnabbit' for the song lyric of your choice |
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from any 1980s-vintage Kenny Rogers country/pop crossover hit, and then sing the modified lyrics to yourself and prepare to be AMAZED at how little the change impacts the deeper meaning of the song. Example: Dagnabbit, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you You have made me what I am and I am yours My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you Let me hold you in my arms forever more
You have gone and made me such a fool I'm so lost in your love And oh, we belong together Won't you believe in my song?
Dagnabbit, for so many years I thought I'd never find you You have come into my life and made me whole Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear
In my eyes I see no one else but you There's no other love like our love And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me I've waited for you for so long
Dagnabbit, your love's the only love I need And beside me is where I want you to be 'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know You're the love of my life, you're my dagnabbit!
AMAZING!
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Wed Aug-17-05 03:41 PM
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1. Dagnabbit was born a pauper to a pawn on a christmas day |
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When the new york times said God is dead And the war’s begun Alvin tostig has a son today
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Wed Aug-17-05 03:44 PM
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2. What a great idea! Imagine Maurice Chevalier crooning... |
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Dagnabbit for little girls for little girls get bigger every day!
Dagnabbit for little girls they grow up in the most delightful way!
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'
Dagnabbit for little girls Dagnabbit for them all, no matter where no matter who for without them, what would little boys do?
Dagnabbit... dagnabbit... Dagnabbit for little girls!
:applause:
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Wed Aug-17-05 05:47 PM
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3. You got to know when to hold dagnabbit. |
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Know when to fold dagnabbit. Know when to walk away, know when to run. ;-)
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Wed Aug-17-05 05:54 PM
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Give the past the slip Step on a crack Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along You must dagnabbit it Before the cream sits out too long You must dagnabbit it When something's going wrong You must dagnabbit it
now dagnabbit it into shape shape it up get straight go forward move ahead try to detect it it's not too late to dagnabbit it dagnabbit it good
When a good time turns around You must dagnabbit it You will never live it down Unless you dagnabbit it No one gets their way Until they dagnabbit it
I say dagnabbit it dagnabbit it good
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Wed Aug-17-05 06:10 PM
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5. There's a girl that's been on my mind |
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All the time, dag-dag-nabbit oh oh Now she don't even know my name But I think she likes me just the same dag-dag-nabbit oh oh....
you know the rest. B-)
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Wed Aug-17-05 06:21 PM
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Wed Aug-17-05 06:44 PM
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7. I left my Dagnabbit in San Fran Cisco... |
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