How do you get replies in the Lounge?

[jpgray]

[progmom]

1. how's this approach working for you?

:P

[jpgray]

5. Kiss my pinky ring, you crummy Lounge prole.

:D

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

2. Since i've never gotten a reply I haven't a clue n/t

[jpgray]

6. .

:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Flamebait.

Works like a charm any time I want to get more than <1 Reply>.

[Zomby Woof]

4. I am Lounge royalty

Damn peasants.

[yewberry]

7. I don't.

Is there a "universal ignore" that no one told me about?
:D

[Briarius]

8. If you're not royalty, I hear cleavage works well

which means us guys are SOL :(


:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

11. Not me,

I can squeeze my moobs together, sorta.

[elperromagico]

9. Simple. I mention the Beach Boys and wait for you to show up.

[jpgray]

10. .

:spray:

So. Mike Love's kind of a dick, huh?

[elperromagico]

12. Works every time.

Yeah, he's kind of a dick.

And he has the stage presence of a perverted uncle.

[jpgray]

13. And tells the WORST fucking jokes I've ever heard in my life!

You could go into a seizure from cringing along to Live in London.

[elperromagico]

14. He and "The Beach Boys" played at the local amusement park

about a month back.

Someone suggested I should go. I declined; I'm still waiting for Ringo to go on tour with Billy Preston and call it The Beatles.

[sundog]

15. sleep around

[jpgray]

16. I tried that

People just blew me chaste kissies.

[elperromagico]

17. I come for the promiscuity. I stay for the padded post count.

[Merrick]

18. Making fun of Jesus seems to do the trick

not that I ever would - he's too darn adorable!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

19. Two words: "Jessica Alba."

Many, many, MANY gratuitous Jessica Alba posts.



:evilgrin:

[terrya]

20. Begging, pleading....tears, sometimes.

[jpgray]

21. If I were a mod

50+% of my replies would come from good ol' anonymous "Moderator." :D

[terrya]

28. Nah...I don't want to abuse the privilege.

Since, well, it's not going to be lasting much longer anyway.

[sundog]

24. or post a nondescript physical or mental ailment which will flame & get

locked :P

[jpgray]

26. Like how when I read your posts, a shooting pain enters my head?

:shrug:

[bridgit]

22. stroke your favorite concubine...

:thumbsup:

[Left Is Write]

23. I don't.

[no name no slogan]

25. I've given up-- i just pray for the best

sometimes it even works

[LynzM]

27. Ask questions that request people's opinion

Not just 'how do I do xxxxxx' or something like that, but ask people for their opinions on how to cope with a situation, what they think about some topic of discussion, your hair, etc. ;)

[Hugin]

29. I make inflammatory statements...

Like...
"Not eating meat is unhealthy."
"Grow up!"
"If women were meant to make the same money as men the
Intelligent Designer would've made them that way."
"What's wrong with calling ships 'she'?"

You know... Stuff like that.

:sarcasm:

[elperromagico]

30. Three words: "Women be SHOPPIN!!!"

[Guaranteed]

31. Either ask for other peoples' opinions on some kind of pop culture subject

or put other peoples' names in the subject line.

Tried and true.

[Guaranteed]

32. You know, this is #32, so far...

Not bad, jp! :P

[jpgray]

33. Lame polls are my specialty

:P