Not_Giving_Up
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:00 AM
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"You're not a mother, you're a terrorist!" |
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My nine year old daughter screamed this at me tonight because I wouldn't let her have a granola bar nearly an hour after she was supposed to be sleeping.
So, THIS is what she's learning in school!
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WCGreen
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:15 AM
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1. Why do hate America So Much.... |
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Can't you give the poor child a granola bar....
Somehow I picture a terrorist giving a kid a pop tart before bed....
Which reminds me....
Pop Tart..... Brown Sugar...... Glazed.......
Uhhhhhhhhh
:evilgrin: :bounce: :evilgrin:
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Not_Giving_Up
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:31 AM
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3. Well, she had already had ice cream after dinner |
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After she was sent to bed, her excuse for not going to bed was that she was still hungry. Now I'm a terrorist over granola.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:29 AM
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2. But granola is a liberal thing, and therefore a terrorist thing |
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So, actually, you saved your daughter from being a terrorist!
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Not_Giving_Up
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:32 AM
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4. Well, I feel much better now! |
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Should I stop feeding her broccoli too? She loves the stuff!
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:36 AM
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but only if it is deep fried and served with ketchup and a side of "freedom fries"
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Not_Giving_Up
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:37 AM
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6. She doesn't do ketchup |
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Thu Aug-18-05 08:09 AM
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10. No ketchup? And she eats granola? Yup, she's an America-hater. |
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And if she eats her broccoli without being boiled to death or deep fried or raw with a shitload of fattening vegetable dip, then she's definitely a terrorist.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:46 AM
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what do you have against the conspicuous late night consumption of tasty snacks? Why don't you go back to commieland where you came from?
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:47 AM
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8. I know...I am evil incarnate |
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She screamed "I hate you!" and slammed her bedroom door. I didn't think this started until she was closer to being a teenager.
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Thu Aug-18-05 02:00 AM
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9. on the other hand maybe she really was hungry |
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hunger does crazy things to one
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Thu Aug-18-05 08:14 AM
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11. i thought someone yeLLed this at you at a vigiL |
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:P
the paper has some simiLar quotes, that were yeLLed by brave auto drivers whizzing by.
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