Caption Rummy

[Cocoa]

[kedrys]

1. "Looks like intelligent design to me!"

:P

[underpants]

2. Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina

http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1&issue=

WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.

The 12-minute visit, described by Brock as "brief but satisfactory," was characterized by sources close to the vagina as an "in and out" mission.

A brief question-and-answer period following the visit revealed some difference of opinion between Rumsfeld and the woman whose vagina he is charged with supplying. When she asked the defense secretary if she could expect "more consistent support" from him in the future, Mrs. Rumsfeld received a characteristically salty reply.

"Naturally, I would like to spend more time in the vaginal region," Rumsfeld said. "But we have a difficult mission to complete, both at home and on the front. Everyone in this conflict is making sacrifices. You go to the vagina with the equipment you have."

[peekaloo]

6. *shudder* I know why he gets angry when asked about "premature

pullout(s)".

I never thought satire would make me contemplate celibacy.

[regularguy]

3. "This is one of those things that I know I don't know".

[The Night Owl]

4. It's the same vase!

[peekaloo]

5. *mental note* This would look good in my foyer. Let the looting begin!

[The Night Owl]

7. I wonder if the guy standing next to me would accept my resignation.

[XNASA]

8. "I don't do Incan artifacts."