Fear and Loathing on DS1's Birthday

[DS1]

I'm spending the day in an auditoruim full of cops, hearing about the ills of drugs, and the prevalence of sex offenders.

So I signed in as Sgt. Hung Lo :o

[no name no slogan]

1. may i join you? i'll sign in as Inspector Fuzz

too bad I'm not a 350-pound Samoan attorney :silly:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Happy Birthday, anyway.

:yoiks:

[sundog]

3. chin up... every cloud has a rainbow

[DS1]

4. It's actually rather amusing

The backdrop on the powerpoint presentation is supposed to resemble some blue folded sheets, but end up making a subminal SS.

I'm the only one there without a collar.

And all the clip-art of 'perps' has them with facial hair.

[merh]

21. Isn't that, every cloud has a silver lining?

:yoiks:

[underpants]

5. ....and that's when everything started getting weird

:party:

[matcom]

6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNG LO!

but what are these "ills of drugs" you speak of? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

7. happy birthday

anyway




I'll look for something else to do with my birthday.


Whatever possessed you to become Hung Lo

[miss_kitty]

9. I think it's lack of support

in the formative years, and beyond.

:(

[In_The_Wind]

12. I've never seen it cause exactly that problem before!

[DS1]

13. Hang loooooow, sweet chaaariot

Sista's gonna carry me home :D

[In_The_Wind]

15. you know it ~ brother

ya don't need no ticket ... ya jus climb on-board

[miss_kitty]

16. It's gravity

and weight and stuff
here's an answer to a sagging question:

"This is not an uncommon problem in that there is relaxation of the scrotal wall muscles as one ages. I have no specific solutions to the problem but many men find it helpful to wear supportive underwear instead of loosely fitting boxer shorts.

There is no specific medications or surgical procedures to improve the problem."

http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/33799.htm

Happy Gettin' Older, man

[LynzM]

8. LOL

Sounds.... enthralling :) I hope your day gets better and you have a good birthday!

[JimmyJazz]

10. Happy Birthday, Slice...er Hung Lo....Whoever the hell you are!

[redqueen]

11. hahahaha

Happy birthday you!

:bounce:

:party:

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Happy birthday ya bastard!

;)


:toast:

[El Fuego]

17. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::party:

[Wapsie B]

18. Happy Birthday!

:party: :party:

:toast: :beer:

[ghostsofgiants]

19. Sounds like big trouble...

You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over.

[no name no slogan]

22. as your attorney i suggest you start drinking heavily (nt)

[jus_the_facts]

20. be on the look out for the BATS Mr. Lo.....

[SOteric]

23. Hrmph. Happy Birthday you cantankerous old assbucket.

:hug:

[yvr girl]

24. Are you being Scared Straight or something?

Happy Birthday Sgt. Hung Lo!

Birthday kiss for you :* I slipped you the tongue, I hope you don't mind. :D