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Thu Aug-18-05 11:16 AM
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**Breaking! New Army Recruiting Slogans |
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*********BREAKING CREDIT NEWSMAN MATT DRUDGE********
Newsman Matt Drudge has learned of the new marketing/recruiting push the Army is about to engage. Having a rough year meeting its recruiting goals, the Army has decided to better target its advertising. Here are the new slogans for FY 2006:
1. Free Camping Gear, and all the GORP you can eat!
2. Armizzle? Foshizzle!
3. It's like an extremely realistic violent video game.
4. Lee Iacocca thinks it would be a good idea for you to join.
5. Hurry now, while supplies last!
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:17 AM
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1. 6. We cuss more before breakfast than most people do all day. |
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:18 AM
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2. 7. The Army is as the Army does. |
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:20 AM
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Thank you Newsman Matt Drudge
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:21 AM
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4. 8. We came! We saw! How the hell do we get out of here? |
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Edited on Thu Aug-18-05 11:25 AM by Prag
(Edit: Oops! Too much punctuation.)
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:23 AM
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5. How about that old SNL bit |
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"It's not just a job, it's $98.98 a month." Or something like that.
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:26 AM
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6. 9. Be a part of all the yellow magnets! |
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:28 AM
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7. How about "Be all that George can't be." |
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:03 PM
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That's the best I've heard yet!
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:27 PM
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I read the forums a lot but don't post too often so it's nice to hear the feedback.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:38 PM
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:28 AM
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8. "Exit strategists wanted." |
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:24 PM
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a take on Volkswagon's "drivers wanted"? Even if it isn't that is damned funny
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Thu Aug-18-05 11:59 AM
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9. There's no rush like realizing |
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that bomb DIDN'T blow off your leg . . .
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Newsman Matt Drudge
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:02 PM
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I mean, he totally would be way willing to join up, except for the age and the backpain and whatnot.
Megadittoes.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:06 PM
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12. Rush is piped in only 1 hour a day |
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:07 PM
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Newsman Matt Drudge
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:11 PM
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I've come out from under the rock from whence I...came..out...............from.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:34 PM
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17. 10. The Army of None. |
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Probably, one of my favorites.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:40 PM
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or wait until September and go to Iran
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:41 PM
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20. Drudge is one of the creepiest people alive |
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he's got an enormous ick-quotient.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:48 PM
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21. Even hardened Newsmen can cry. |
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And you have just made this hardened Newsman quietly weep.
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:50 PM
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22. 12.Okay we give up, what do you want? PLEASE please please sign here |
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Thu Aug-18-05 12:52 PM
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23. The Army - It's militerrific! |
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Thu Aug-18-05 01:10 PM
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