CaliforniaPeggy should be ashamed of herself

[khashka]

OK. I was babysitting my nephew and he wanted to watch one thing and I wanted to watch another. We compromised and watched some educational thing... about sailors. Sailing the Peggy. And they got becalmed on still waters. And ran out of food. So they started drinking the cargo.

"After two weeks of being drunk, they started looking at each other suspiciously" then they ate each other .

Shame! Now, Peggy, is that any way to treat a sailor?

Khash. :)

[WCGreen]

1. That's pretty educational

Really the mating cycle of the humanoid.....

[Madrone]

2. then they ate each other

Sounds like a GREAT way to treat a sailor - or anyone else - to me. :shrug:


:P





:evilgrin:

[khashka]

3. Well as a man who has eaten many sailors

Hey! What the hell else is Fleet Week for? I can't disagree with you.

Still, it was the slaughtering and butchering first that got to me.

I cried.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

4. You poor darling

Was it very frightening? :hug:

Did your nephew say something along the lines of "stop being a complete wuss uncle Khash"?

[khashka]

7. He said something like that

but there was so much profanity involved, I can't recount it here.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

12. I'm sure that you'd never heard anything like it

It must have sullied your pure innocency.

[khashka]

16. Bitch!

My innocency is totally unsullied,

I never heard anytging like it - but I've said a few similar things.

Out of the mouths of babes...

Khash.

[tjwmason]

17. That was my point

That being pure an innocent you'd never heard its like before.

Who hurls his arms around you immediately upon your return?

Who comments on your innocency?

Who praises your adorable picture?

And then gets you saying he threw you over, and he's being beastly to you?

If you weren't so wonderfully gorgeous I'd think about putting you on ignore.

But I still :loveya:

[khashka]

18. You can't put me on ignore

I love you, you love me - or something like that.

We might even be soul mates. I could teach you the joys of being a slut, you could teach me how to be respectable. Or something like that.

If only the airfare wasn't so darn expensive...

Khash.

[tjwmason]

19. I know I can't

even when you're being so nasty to me. It's like the button doesn't work.

[khashka]

22. I've never been nasty to you

Strict? Occasionally. Sarcastic? Almost always. Nasty? Never!

Khash.

[tjwmason]

30. Who was it that called me a bitch a few message up?

And clearly not in the highly complimentary sense either.

Khash is being beastly to me :cry:

[khashka]

31. Ok I did call you a bitch

I meant it in the nicest possible way. Really!

Beastly? Me? To you? Never!

Khash.

[tjwmason]

32. In that case you're forgiven

:hug: :pals: (I go into more detail - but we don't want the thread to be locked do we.)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. *helpless laughter!*

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

EATING sailors? Did you want to get your thread locked right away or later?

ROFLMAO!


You are too much....my dear Khash...!


:rofl: :blush: :loveya:

[Aristus]

6. *gasp*!

:wow: CalPeg!!!! You kiss your husband with that mouth!





*i'm so disappointed*







Not really, CalPeg!
B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Ah, my dear Aristus...you are my conscience!

And yes, I do kiss my husband with this mouth of mine...

He says "fuck" also...

In fact, I'd never SEEN the phrase "fuck you" written ANYWHERE until he showed it to me one day at his college...

I was shocked...and it's all been *um* downhill from there...

Ain't life grand? YOU BET IT IS!

[Aristus]

9. So your husband made you a wanton woman, huh?

The corrupting power of masculinity. B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Well, I was ready to be corrupted...

But within the sanctifying walls of holy matrimony!

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

10. Me too

I expect her to set a higher tone. But she did once say "fuck". I wouldn't put anything past her at this point.


Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Higher tone? OK........

Check your PM, my dear Khash...

[NV Whino]

25. I dunno, Peggy

I think you should have gotten higher than a 79 on the sleaze test with that mouth.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. Actually, my dear NV Whino...

Nice to see you, BTW...I got a 44 on that sleaze test...

I have actually led a VERY sheltered and rather boring life...

Regardless of how my mouth might sound, my dear!

:toast:

[NV Whino]

29. Whoops

It was some other slightly less sheltered person who got 79.

44! Can you even get that low?

[petronius]

11. Geez, those poor seamen...

Sounds like they came on the sloop John B.

[WCGreen]

20. Poor Sloopy....

Now he has to wash ALL OVER.......

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. ROFLMAO!

Wow, my dear WC...you are being sooo bad!

And ALL the rest of the men in this thread are also!

With the possible exception of Aristus.....


And I love you all...so there....


:evilgrin:

:loveya:

[Aristus]

23. I'm being bad.

You just can't see me! B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Hmmmm.....

Maybe it's just as well that I can't, my dear Aristus....


:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

28. Oh no. I've forever changed CalPeg's image of me.

Righteous, aboveboard, incorruptible, noble, self-sacrifBWA-HA-HA-HA! Almost got through that with a straight face! :D

[Tom Kitten]

14. So now we know what sailors do

when they're faraway at sea :blush:

[trof]

24. What should we do with a drunken sailor? Deep fry.

What should we do with a drunken sailor?
What should we do with a drunken sailor?
What should we do with a drunken sailor?
Ear-lie in the mornin'?

Deep fry him and up he rises.
Deep fry him and up he rises.
Deep fry him and up he rises.
Ear-lie in the mornin'.
;-)