BREAKING: I Am Having Misunderestimator's BABY!!

[matcom]

diapers, bibs, high-chairs, getting my tubes tied....

WOW there is a LOT to this!

i'm a little overwhelmed and LACTATING!

wish us luck. we plan on naming the little guy Nostradamus

sorry. have to run. i'm bloating

[sundog]

1. awww

:grouphug:

natural child birth i'm assuming :thumbsup:

[matcom]

3. NO DRUGS!!

i am ADAMANT about that!

on edit: maybe just a little Coke. BUT THAT IS ALL!

[sundog]

5. take pictures when the head starts to show

:bounce:

[kiraboo]

48. Okay I am having the worst goddamned night in ages...

and that one really picked me up! Thanks a LOT! :D

[Misunderestimator]

2. Sweetie.... make sure you get plenty of rest...

I don't want you worrying your pretty little head about anything... I'll take care of everything. :hug:

[matcom]

4. can you rub my nipples?

they are feeling a little bloated

thank you love :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

6. Absolutely... you have four of them right?

[Spinzonner]

7. Rosemary was just a warmup

[Texasgal]

8. Again?

Geez... how many ankle biters to you two have? :hi:

[SOteric]

9. WooHoo!

Now I can put the moves on DS1 while you're all bloated up with someone else's love child! Victory is mine!! :bounce: :loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

10. Shall I send you my breast pump and sitz bath?

I'm assuming that you will have to have an episiotomy. That sitz bath will surely come in handy.

Oh, and I have some breast pads, too...to contain the milk spillage. :D

[BikeWriter]

11. WOW! This is HUGH!

[matcom]

12. HUGH!!!!!11111111

:bounce:

[BikeWriter]

13. YEAH!!!!!11111111 I'll boil some water!

:woohoo:

[Hugin]

14. Why?

Are you making soup?

[BikeWriter]

15. You don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babies?

On the westerns they always tell the men to boil water!

[Hugin]

16. Holy CATS! I'm a rollin' the bandages! A BABY!

Yeeehaw!

[BikeWriter]

20. NOW you're talkin'!

[Hugin]

23. Okay... A BABY! The bandages are all rolled... OMG! A BABY!

What now? Boil more water?

[BikeWriter]

27. CALM DOWN! :slap: Thanks, I needed that!

[Hugin]

29. Dag nabbit! You done staggered into my nicely rolled bandages!

Unrolling them!

OMG! A BABY!

[Hugin]

30. ROLL BANDAGES FOR THE BABY!

We need more bandages I knocked a whole stack into the boiling
fire!

*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

[BikeWriter]

32. Dang it, you slapt fire from my head. Lak to knock me down.

:spin:

[Hugin]

37. Sorry, didn't mean to be hittin' ya that hard. Here take the bubble-gum...

cigar, sit over there and get to chewn'!

I've head that helps...

Do it for THE BABY!

[BikeWriter]

42. Oh, okay, I hope they aren't habit forming...

[Hugin]

43. *chomp* *chomp* *drool* BABY* *chomp* OMG!

ONLY *chomp* THE *chomp* *chew* PINK ONES *chomp*
ARE HABIT *chomp* *chomp* FORMING!

[Jamastiene]

18. And in some movies they say get some white towels...

Why white? I wonder...

[BikeWriter]

21. Well, uh... Just hush up and get them dang towels!

I dunno... :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

22. LOL

I'm just doin' my best here. Not used to being a midwife. Maybe we should draw some water up and boil it over the campfire. :shrug:

[BikeWriter]

25. Hee hee hee! Hell yeah. If the baby don't come...

we can kill something and cook it. :)

[Jamastiene]

45. Le'ss go fishin' anyhow...n/t

[BikeWriter]

49. I'm all for that. We might catch a gar or a catfish or something.

[Jamastiene]

50. I'll bring the frying pan in my backpack, maybe along the way

we could pick up some oil for frying those catfish. Yummy to ma tummy... :P

[BikeWriter]

51. I haven't cooked fish right out of the water since Alaska...

in 1969. Those were sure good eating. My Brother-in Law and Sister are up there now. He's fishing; she's shopping.

[Hugin]

24. Durn! All I've got is these here surgical drapes! *tossing them aside*

WHITE TOWELS! WE'RE NEEDN' WHITE TOWELS!

[BikeWriter]

26. FIND SOME WHITE TOWELS!

:pant: :pant:

[Hugin]

31. Here we are... NICE WHITE TOWELS FOR THE BABY! OMG!

Hey, you don't suppose it matters if they say "Motel 6" on 'em.

I mean they're mostly white towels.

[BikeWriter]

35. Motel 6? One of them fancy places, huh?

[Hugin]

39. OMG! Only the best... For THE BABY!

[BikeWriter]

41. Spare no expense! Put it on Skinner's bill!

[Hugin]

44. Got it!

Ring it up for THE BABY!

[BikeWriter]

47. Ka-ching!

[Olney Blue]

17. Have you picked out a name?

:think:

[roguevalley]

19. BABY SHOWER! BABY SHOWER! BABY SHOWER!

Something for boys and girls...





(cargo pants no less)

[Midlodemocrat]

28. This is probably the scariest OP I have ever read here.

:shakeshead, grabs another beer:

[BikeWriter]

33. Yep, ain't it great?

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Great? or just plain wrong? Not sure.

although having seen pics of matcom and MisU, it certainly will be a beautiful, uh, baby?

[BikeWriter]

36. A psychologist would have a field day in here...

As a matter of fact I invited one of mine to visit. She's a Liberal Democrat and anti-war, too. :)

[Midlodemocrat]

38. Well, as a matter of fact,

I am also a psychologist. I am studying matcom and his posts for a research grant on the insane.

Only half kidding...I really am a psychologist.

[BikeWriter]

40. I'd believe it if you weren't even half-kidding...

Matcom is quite a character.

[KamaAina]

46. You homewrecker!

You're in a lot of trouble the minute NSMA comes back from the Mexican Pipeline... oh wait, my message light is blinking...

oh crap...

Very well, then, carry on.