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Fri Aug-19-05 11:36 PM
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What is your relationship with your penis (serious quesiton) |
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Society in general associates men to the penis in an almost relentless way. Every thing a man does is blamed on his pecker. So, how is your relationship with yours?
For me, it's one of mystery, I really don't understand my penis. It's almost like my penis is that one really cool friend from highschool, that you wish you were like, but can't figure out HOW to be like. Then there's other days, where I want to scream at it, "GET OFF MY BODY YOU PREDOMINANTLY FLACID WASTE OF SKIN!"
Then there's days when we're cool. Just me and my penis chillin', watching a hockey game, sharing a joke at the expense of my testicles.
But for the most part, sometimes it feels like it has a life of its own, and it creeps me out that something with its own life is attached to me.
So, you?
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:38 PM
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1. With age it's kind of touch and go. |
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:39 PM
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Sheesh! Just no-strings SEX!
Next thing you'll be expecting me to buy it candy.
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:40 PM
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3. I have a good relationship |
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with my non-existant penis.
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:40 PM
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4. I'm very attached to mine. |
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:41 PM
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RevCheesehead
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:53 PM
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13. Yeah, lots of possibilities here.... |
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Pass the popcorn, wouldya? :popcorn:
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:44 PM
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6. You have neglected your penis |
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You need to re-establish your relationship with it. Take your penis out to dinner. Take it for walks in the park. Have meaningful conversations with your penis. Relate new social phenomena to your penis. A man cannot let his penis become a stranger. It's a part of you. Pay attention to it. Let it out for air. Introduce it to your neighbors and your friends.
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LastKnight
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:47 PM
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7. this is possibly the oddest thread ive ever seen. |
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Edited on Fri Aug-19-05 11:48 PM by LastKnight
but yet strangley entertaining.
on edit: to anwser the original question, very well... thank you...
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:59 PM
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Edited on Sat Aug-20-05 12:00 AM by Madrone
100%. on all counts.
on edit: well, except in relation to the original question... of course...
I'm with the girls further up thread on this.
:popcorn:
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:47 PM
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as soon as I locate it
MY penis must be somewhere ... out there
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:50 PM
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10. Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light.... |
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Some where there's a penis That wil make Joan Fe el All Right...........
Sorry, I couldn't resist.....
:evilgrin: :woohoo: :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:56 PM
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are we going for 'Md/Nr' two nights in a row ...
Jezabelle AKA Joani Von Teese wants to know ...
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:19 AM
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32. Snicks and grins baby Snicks and grins...... |
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:32 AM
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to fly
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:50 PM
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9. I'm having a King Missile flashback |
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Detachable penis.. NUH uh uh uh, NUH uh uh uh, NUH uh uh uh..
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:52 PM
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11. I'm very considerate of my penis. |
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We have a very close relationship with each other. We have this understanding. ;-)
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:53 PM
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12. Doing good! Got his learners permit the other day and .. |
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let I let him drive home.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:32 AM
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39. Just don't let him get cocky |
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It's dangerous to drive with that kind of attitude.
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:53 PM
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14. It has an inflated ego |
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and things are always going to its head
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:18 AM
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:58 PM
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You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours.
It's been getting restless lately...been so long since we took it to see its other half....
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:59 PM
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threads like this make Friday nights more interesting. :popcorn:
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:59 PM
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18. Well, somewhat jerky, but generally amiable. |
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Fri Aug-19-05 11:59 PM
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20. Well, not being the "owner" of one, I generally share the kind of |
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Edited on Sat Aug-20-05 12:00 AM by mgdecombe
relationship with the penis(es) I have known with the oft quoted aunts and uncles of adorable, rowdy, curious children.
"I love them when they're here, but, whew, it's a good thing they're not mine."
Frankly, after a while, I just don't know what else to do with them!
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:01 AM
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21. I feel that mine is a massive burden... |
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Edited on Sat Aug-20-05 12:02 AM by LostInAnomie
... and I do mean MASSIVE.
But hell, it pays the bills I guess. ;)
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:14 AM
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:08 AM
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22. Don't have one, but I sure wish I did. |
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I believe it would be a pet.
Btw, I love your picture of the penguin sneaking up behind the sleeping polar bear. LOL.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:12 AM
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24. I like the penguin with the purse. |
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It's like a Tinky-Winky wanna-be. :)
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Jamastiene
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:22 AM
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33. Don't let Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson see it. |
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They'll swear up and down the penguin is gay and demand they become an endangered species. :tinfoilhat:
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:11 AM
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23. I've borrowed one on occasion |
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:13 AM
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:rofl:
Thank Marquez you don't own one. Those things rule your life. Honest. :)
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:16 AM
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I'm not using mine, but offering to lend it to someone I don't know is just plain wrong...I mean, it's not the '70s, you know. :o
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:12 AM
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25. I'll have to think long and hard on this one....long and hard I said! |
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Whenever he gets out of line and starts trying to tell me what to do, I jerk that fucker around a little and everything gets back to normal. :evilgrin:
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:13 AM
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26. Must... not... recommend... for... Greatest... Page... |
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:18 AM
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30. Mine's like the drunken friend who always gets you into trouble. |
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It wasn't until my penis relented to my will that I was able to get things under control. I mean, I actually went celibate for a year, just to clean my brain out. Good thing, too, because the person who broke that celibacy is now a very, very pregnant Mrs. IconCat.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:23 AM
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34. he's my best little buddy |
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sometimes he's hard to deal with.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:24 AM
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35. My penis is always the first to arrive |
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It's like having my own Flight Attendant. The fucker gets somewhere a minute before me, and he's going "Welcome to Framingham, the chicks are this way"..
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:27 AM
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36. to be series, my penis is HUGH!!!1 |
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I don't even understand it myself, it can be a real prick sometimes...
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:32 AM
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Just to keep things exciting on the front page.....
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:42 AM
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40. Due to a design flaw.... |
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males only have enough blood to think with one head at a time, so one of us is usually not paying attention when the other is errrr.... functional. I leave notes asking that it doesn't get me into too much trouble, when its turn to get the blood supply.
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Sat Aug-20-05 12:45 AM
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41. I see them as playful and innocently single-minded, with individual |
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"personalities" and powerful powers of persuasion for their proprietors. There are a number of famous men - especially those of the neocon persuasion - that I can't imagine having an actual, real penis. And if I try, I find I'm better off assuming they don't. :scared: They don't deserve one, anyway.
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