Zenlitened
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:11 PM
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Man, it takes forever to get anywhere when you drive the speed limit. |
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:12 PM
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1. Was that you in front of me? Get the hell off the road! |
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:14 PM
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2. No kidding! At LEAST get in the right hand lane |
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:17 PM
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4. I was I was! Cruise control set at 65 and it felt like I was CRAWLING. |
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:16 PM
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3. Speed Limit: 186,000 MPS |
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:19 PM
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5. Yes, but gas mileage really suffers when I try to drive that speed. |
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It's an oil company conspiracy, I tell ya. :grr:
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:24 PM
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If you drive your car at lightspeed, and turn on the headlights, what do you see? (Steven Wright, I believe.) (no, I mean he said it, not that you see Steven Wright in your headlights.)
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:28 PM
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Edited on Sat Aug-20-05 10:28 PM by LastKnight
if you could achieve infinate speed. could you occupy all the universe at once?
why the hell not? it will never be proven or disproven. since it is impossible to do such a thing.
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Sat Aug-20-05 10:40 PM
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9. "Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 miles per hour... |
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... but I wasn't going to be on the road for an hour."
-- Steven Wright
:D
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