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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:11 PM
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Man, it takes forever to get anywhere when you drive the speed limit.
:banghead:
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:12 PM
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1. Was that you in front of me? Get the hell off the road!
n/t
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:14 PM
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2. No kidding! At LEAST get in the right hand lane
:banghead:
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:17 PM
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4. I was I was! Cruise control set at 65 and it felt like I was CRAWLING.
Freaky. :(
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:16 PM
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3. Speed Limit: 186,000 MPS
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:19 PM
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5. Yes, but gas mileage really suffers when I try to drive that speed.
It's an oil company conspiracy, I tell ya. :grr:
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:24 PM
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6. Question...
If you drive your car at lightspeed, and turn on the headlights, what do you see?
(Steven Wright, I believe.)
(no, I mean he said it, not that you see Steven Wright in your headlights.)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:28 PM
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7. how bout this,
Edited on Sat Aug-20-05 10:28 PM by LastKnight
if you could achieve infinate speed. could you occupy all the universe at once?

why the hell not? it will never be proven or disproven. since it is impossible to do such a thing.
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:40 PM
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9. "Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 miles per hour...
... but I wasn't going to be on the road for an hour."

-- Steven Wright

:D
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 10:37 PM
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8. Wouldn't know.
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