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Mon Aug-22-05 09:52 AM
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"I hope it burns when he pees, a fiery rope of lava twisting from his... |
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bladder down his urethra and out his shriveled penis."I nominate this as my favorite paragraph of the summer: "He is a despicable, deplorable, greedy monster with messianic delusions, unbridled ego, and a certainty gained from solipsistic self-aggrandizement. If it benefits him, it is good for America. I hope it burns when he pees, a fiery rope of lava twisting from his bladder down his urethra and out his shriveled penis."http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4398426&mesg_id=4414146:thumbsup: Pepperbelly!!
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Mon Aug-22-05 09:56 AM
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1. i'm heading off to have that tattooed on my arm |
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Mon Aug-22-05 09:58 AM
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2. Wll it be a wrap-around tat, or vertical up and down your arm? |
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:02 AM
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8. That's a mighty good question, Misunderestimator... |
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I think we'll start it on my bicep, then continue it on my back, with the word "America" in the middle of my back with a big American flag, then continue wrapping around to the front, making sure that "shriveled penis" is on my chest so that when I unbutton my blouse a few buttons it can be on prominent display. :thumbsup:
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:07 AM
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Do NOT do that. Or at least wait until after DC so that I don't have to see that... :scared:
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:09 AM
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21. maybe you can help me map it out |
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i'll hold off until i get further input.
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Mon Aug-22-05 07:45 PM
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33. Please do me the kindness ... |
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of a detailed photograph of same. It would be inspiring.
:D
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Mon Aug-22-05 09:58 AM
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3. LAve Twisting out of his shriveld penis..... |
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I detect something here.....
I could be mistaken.....
But there seems to be something about the male sexual organ that you find distasteful....
I could be wrong.....
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Mon Aug-22-05 09:59 AM
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4. Yep... you would be wrong... this is a quote that I find very fitting |
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as a punishment for Bush. I thought that was obvious. :shrug:
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:03 AM
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Was wondering where that came from.
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:05 AM
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15. Monday morning fits of fancy |
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:09 AM
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I love penises. But I thought this was a wonderful quote - not an attack on penises in general - just Bush's in particular. :)
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:10 AM
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22. Well, I was just teasing.... |
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Since you know, ah ....
Never mind, it's Monday......
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:00 AM
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Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 10:00 AM by El Fuego
Thanks that has made my day. :)
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:01 AM
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6. I had it burn when I .... |
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better not reiterate that story here. :)
This is a family show after all.
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:04 AM
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12. Yeah... you don't wanna lock my thread. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:09 AM
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20. Now would I do a thing like that to you? |
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:02 AM
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7. Two drunks in the men's room...old joke: |
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"Does it burn when you pee?" "I dunno. Never tried to light it." barumph-bump
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:04 AM
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11. That is one fine sentiment about the POS thief wrecking our rep |
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throughout the would while bring dump trunks of dosh to the bank accts of his cronies.
Thanks for sharing, Misunderestimator. I totally agree. An excellent paragraph. :thumbsup:
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:07 AM
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17. That is some FINE invective. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:16 AM
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I probably would have missed that one.
Damn that is good. Pepperbelly sure has a way with words.
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:22 AM
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24. That passage is pure art. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 10:25 AM
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25. Actually, that's happeneing to me RIGHT NOW and I don't wish it |
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on ANYONE, even Bush.
Damn this chlamydia!!
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Mon Aug-22-05 01:43 PM
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27. i was told self-kicking was against the rules |
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i'm just going to keep busting you on this.
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Mon Aug-22-05 04:23 PM
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31. Thanks to everyone who enjoyed my momentary fit of temper. |
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I was perturbed.
I still am, the rat-bastard.
:D
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Thanks for bringing potent quotables into the Lounge!!!
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Mon Aug-22-05 07:46 PM
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34. I saw that and thought the same thing. Let's put it on a t-shirt...nt |
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