You change the sheets on your bed - Democratic Underground

GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Aug-22-05 12:56 PM
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Poll question: You change the sheets on your bed

Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 01:06 PM by GreenPartyVoter

Edit: Adding another option

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John Q. Citizen

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Mon Aug-22-05 12:58 PM
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1. You left off the "if I think i might get laid," option.

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edbermac

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:00 PM
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2. What about the Rush Limbaugh "I'm shooting blanks" option?

Hmmm?

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:05 PM
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3. *lol* Sorry.. old married lady. Didn't think of that one

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BOSSHOG

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:09 PM
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4. Weekly and

wash the mattress pad once a month, and flip the mattress once a month (top to bottom, left to right.) My wife is wonderful about such things.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:14 PM
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5. I voted...when I think I might get laid...

Yeah, right! :sarcasm:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:16 PM
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8. Yeah Peg!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :applause:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:28 PM
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12. My dear Crazy Guggenheim! I wondered who was answering my

post...

You, sir, are BAD! ROFLMAO! :rofl: :spank:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Aug-22-05 03:55 PM
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21. Bad? Trying to flatter me now eh?

:popcorn:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Aug-22-05 06:32 PM
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23. Why, my dear Crazy....

Why on earth would I want to flatter you? :blush:

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Shell Beau

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:14 PM
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6. I would love to know who answered yearly.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:29 PM
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13. *g* So you know whose invitation to spend the night to decline?

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Shell Beau

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:37 PM
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16. Ha ha ha! Yep!

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supernova

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:15 PM
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7. What if you're someone who washes weekly

then immediately puts those sheets back on the bed?

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no name no slogan

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:17 PM
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10. wash yourself weekly, or wash the sheets weekly?

just askin...

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supernova

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Mon Aug-22-05 03:53 PM
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20. Whether I need it or not

I take a bath once a week! :P

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Shell Beau

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:17 PM
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11. That is what I do!

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:30 PM
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14. Counts as a weekly :^)

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Hugin

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:17 PM
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9. What if you break off new limbs and foliage every night to make a new bed?

Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 01:17 PM by Prag

Like I do.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Aug-22-05 01:30 PM
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15. But do you use fabric softener?

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Hugin

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Mon Aug-22-05 02:50 PM
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17. No, but, I typically grab an armful of tasty leaves...

Makes a good midnight snack.

There's also 15 to 30 minutes of mandatory mutual
preening.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Mon Aug-22-05 03:00 PM
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18. I see. Did you take housekeeping and hygiene lessons from Mrs. **?

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Hugin

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Mon Aug-22-05 03:03 PM
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19. Mrs. **?

No, I typically rely on instinct.

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NaturalHigh

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Mon Aug-22-05 04:13 PM
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22. Just changed ours last night.

It's amazing how good it feels to lay down on clean sheets.

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bigwillq

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Mon Aug-22-05 06:51 PM
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24. Sadly only monthly

I hate changing the sheets.

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Aug-22-05 06:57 PM
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25. Other,

when they try to stand up by themselves.

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