Yarrrrr

[everythingsxen]

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender notices a steering wheel sticking out of his pants and asks him "Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr I know, it drives me nuts!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Oh my God ............

:popcorn:

[hippiepunk]

2. Yaaargh

A pirate with a peg-leg, an eyepatch, and a hook for a hand walks into a bar. The bartender asks about the peg-leg. The pirate says it was blown off by a cannonball. The bartender asks about the hook. The pirate replies that he lost his hand in a swordfight. The bartender asks about the eyepatch. The pirate says "I was looking up and a seagull crapped in my eye." The bartender asks why that would force the pirate to wear an eyepatch. The pirate responds "I wasn't used to the hook yet."

[everythingsxen]

3. Yarr har har har!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Har har har har har ................