If you openly matriculate in front of me again, I'll bite it off!

[Deja Q]

And you'll never get it back!

:P

[GainesT1958]

1. Now that's a heckuva thing..

To tell a newly-arriving freshman!:eyes:

B-)

[no name no slogan]

2. don't get me started on that theatre department

I hear it's full of thespians!

[rocktivity]

3. As long as you don't try to emulate me

or get me involved with thespians!

:scared:
rocknation

[Deja Q]

4. Thespians are too cheesy for my taste. I prefer football players...

You know, like the Green Bay Fudge Packers! :woohoo:

They're more hammy than cheesy...


Mmmm, ham and cheese... :9

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. I told a co-worker once....

"Please don't stand there and masticate over my desk, especially with your mouth open!"



The look on a freepers face, trying to cram a $10 word through a $0.01 brain - is priceless.

[khashka]

6. I was kinda hoping you'd give me a helping hand with my matriculation

and also my mastication....

But no, huh? Damn!

[Deja Q]

7. Masticating isn't nice... especially when ice cream is involved.

Licking is more fun and makes the event much more satisfying... less painful too, as you don't get those nasty headaches that occur when eating freezing cold ice cream... :D