"Friends Who Pay Low Wages" - ZW's Garth Brooks parody

[Zomby Woof]

Blame it all on the suits
We showed up in cahoots
And ruined you 'cause we're unfair
The last one I blow
The last one I snow
I was the fast one
You thought you'd CD share
And you saw the surprise
And the lies in my eyes
When I took his line of cocaine
And I roasted you
Said, consumer, we may be through
But you'll never hear me explain

'Cause I've got friends who pay low wages
Where the union clowns
And the fear chases the blue-collars my way
And I'll take all your pay
I'm not big on social services
Think I'll slip down your pay basis
Oh, I've got friends who pay low wages

Well, I think you are wrong
To download this song
But then, I am a Wal*Mart whore
Everything's all white
I'll just say you bite
And I'll show myself how big of a whore
Hey, and I am greedy and mean
To cause you to give me my green
Just give me the power and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that golden shower
That you're on my givin' end

'Cause I've got friends who pay low wages
Bustin' union clowns
And the fear chases their dues away
And for liberals I'll pretend to be gay
I'm not big on inferior races
They will sell my shit, but not Oasis
Oh, I've got friends who pay low wages

I guess you are wrong
You just don't belong
But then, I've whored there before
And my money is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself as a whore
I just caused a fake country scene
Just wait 'til I have cash comin' out of my ass
Then sweet little shopper
I'll head back to the bank
And you can kiss my ass


---ZW

[Zomby Woof]

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