The Lifetime Movie title generator

[Cathyclysmic]

here is mine....

'It's My Scurvy, Damn It: The Cathy Y. Story'

please, thrill me with your own Lifetime movie story titles...

http://www.timbland.com/bredbox/movietitle.php

[meegbear]

1. LOL!

I put in "Laura" "Bush" "Crawford" "Husband" "Murder" "Teacher":

My Murderer, I Thee Wed: The True Story of Laura

:rofl:

[Cathyclysmic]

4. ooooh

I'd have to watch that one :popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

2. Mine

Till Stalking Do Us Part: The Shell Beau Story

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. They should add "Amnesia"

to the traumatic experience list.

[swimboy]

5. The Disappearance That Love Made: The Untold Story of Swimboy

Too funny!

[Gildor Inglorion]

6. This is way beyond wonderful:

"The Emmaline Tewkesbury Story: I Loved My Numbness Too Much"

I ask you, could a better title possibly exist?

:rofl:

[Cathyclysmic]

15. Honestly?

no.....:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

7. Purging in the Night: The Untold Story of Michelle Smythe

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Ah, you also find lifetime movies about eating disorders funny!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. My Purging, My Ordeal

about Burbank Houewife Dakota Witherspoon's eating disorder and the effect on her baby.

optional title:

Dakota Witherspoon: Love Me, Love My Purging

Or my favorite out of the bunch:

God, Don't Leave Me Vomiting: The Dakota Witherspoon Story

Bwuhahahaha! "God, Don't leave me vomiting" - that's hilarious!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Dakota Witherspoon: Leave my Captured Father Alone!

Bwuhahahahahahahaha!

[asthmaticeog]

11. The Dolo Amber Story: I Loved My Need Too Much

[jonnyblitz]

12. Not Without My Paranoid Daughter, the Story of Mary"

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. I Loved My Disappearance Too Much: The Dakota Witherspoon Story

These are fucking brilliantly right on!

[ofrfxsk]

14. The Keisha Mei Ash Story: It's My Eating Disorder, Damn It

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

16. Not Without My Addicted Baby

:)

[WeRQ4U]

17. I Loved My Perversion Too Much: Johnny Rumplebottom 's Real Story n/t

[JimmyJazz]

18. Janie: I Woke Up Addicted

:o

[Cathyclysmic]

19. ..

:o

[Hugin]

20. It's My Paralysis, Damn It: Prag's Story

Figures.

[deadparrot]

21. Deadparrot's Story: E-mail to My Deflowerer

:D

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. Beware The Beast Man: Not Without My Vitamin-Poor Baby

[Pithlet]

23. "Not Without My Obsessed Cousin: The Truth About Dawn"

[Pithlet]

25. And because you can't just do it one time:

"I Loved My Craving Too Much: The Story of Pithlet"

"Martha's Story: I Woke Up Vitamin-Poor"

"My Husband Won't Stop Murdering Me"

[xultar]

24. Here are mine...Lexus's Story: Till Paralysis Do Us Part

Numbness in the Night: The Lexus Barrington Story

What My Numbness Taught Me: The True Story of Lexus

Quadraplegic for Life: The Truth About Lexus

God, Don't Leave Me Paralyzed: The Story of Lexus

A Prostitute's Brutal Wheelchair: The Story of Lexus

Lexus Barrington: A Desperate Cry of Paralysis

The Desperate Wheelchair of Lexus Barrington

Lexus Barrington: Leave My Paralyzed Baby Alone :rofl:

E-mail to My Paralyzer: The True Story of Lexus

Once Upon a Wheelchair

Lexus: Cry for My Paralyzed Baby

Not Without My Paralyzed Baby: The Life of Lexus Barrington

Danielle Steel's Deadly Numbness :rofl:

My Paralysis Came First: Lexus Barrington's Real Story

My Baby Won't Stop Paralyzing Me :rofl:

Almost Paralyzed: The Life of Lexus Barrington

Lexus's Story: My Baby Paralyzed Me

A Prostitute's Savage Wheelchair: Lexus's Ordeal

[DarienComp]

26. Frigid: The Ann Coulter Story

on edit: i'm retarded.. didn't see the link. Still I think it's a good title.

[xultar]

27. .

:spray:

[sundog]

28. Leave My Addicted Cousin Alone: The Faye Dunaway Story

[Liberalynn]

29. Here's Mine Uh oh I'm a goner

E-mail to My Murderer

Just played again. This time it was

Liberlynn's Story: I Loved My Menace Too Much

Thanks that was fun.

[greekspeak]

30. Need in the Night: Laura Bush's Real Story

AAAKK

[NMMNG]

31. Paranoid for Life: The True Story of Buffy

:rofl: