So who's the biggest conservative idiot now?

[Seabiscuit]

So many idiots, so little space...

I, know, with only one vote to cast, this is really a tough one:

[non sociopath skin]

1. Gotta be Shrub ...

The No-Brainer's No-Brainer for No-Brainer.

The Skin

[autorank]

2. MAN, it's gotta be PAT for now. This guy's from beyond outer space!

:crazy: :freak:
:nuke:

[TaleWgnDg]

3. Where are you when . . .

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Where are you when Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson is demonizing women? gays? liberals? single parents? children raised in single parent households? "blue states?" Where? This newest crap-load is nothing new from Robertson!! He's been doing it for years on his "700 Club" and on his so-called "Christian News Network."

Would you report this ass to the FCC? Insist that the FBI look into him and his rantings and threats? Would you demand that "ABC Family Network" (owned by Walt Disney Productions) rid itself of this hate-monger?

http://pserver.mii.instacontent.net/mmatters/700-200508220006.mov (Apple's .mov format)



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[autorank]

6. Did I piss you off in a former life? We agree, I've never liked him.

His worst moment was the truly awful remarks he made after 911. I can't understand how he and Falwell are even allowed to appear on any media, other than low frequency radio.

We agree totally! I complained to my cable provider years ago. I simpliy don't see him. But this is a good idea.

PEACE

[enigmatic]

4. For a long time

I was a confirmed religious broadcasting buff; watched The 700 Club, PTL, Swaggert, all of them. The shit was just like candy to me; I didn't believe a second of it, but it was hilarious to watch. Robertson was always the one who was the most batshit crazy w/ the whole "Left Behind" thing going on about him; most of the rest of the others were just interested in separating money from their flock and into their coffers.

So this latest little nugget doesn't shock me.

[autorank]

7. I liked Swaggert a bit...guy knew New Orleans. But Gene Scott,

now there was an edgy guy. Amie Simple McPherson's Church in LA, that cigar and sax, the horses. I was watching him for a month or so, very interesting. Never got a real political vibe but he did seem to think that other televangelists were total idiots, which I really liked!

[enigmatic]

8. Gene Scott!

I'm a shortwave radio buff and I used to listen to his sw station pump out his show 24 hours a day. Fascinating guy to listen to, that's for sure..

[autorank]

9. You should get some of his stuff and have a Gene Scott moment

on your station...way cool! You know, like at the end of the day, "And now for some words from pastor Gene Scott of the Temple of (whatever).

[enigmatic]

10. That would be cool as hell!

I'll hsve to see if I can find any of his tapes floating around the net; that's a great idea..

[lpbk2713]

18. "Git on the telephone!"

Or I won't talk about the pyramids.


What a nutjob.

[Mizmoon]

17. I was a Van Impe addict

I bet he's still interpreting the news as signs of the end times, and will until his own end time comes.

It was amazing to watch and I couldn't believe that his wife's name really was "Drexella". Damn that's a crazy name!

[Eugene]

5. Cheney/Bush always. The Bushbots hold the same beliefs as Robertson.

Robertson is just dumb enough to say them out loud.

[Robeson]

11. Had to go with Bush. But there was someone posting on another board....

...earlier today who got tombstoned who runs a close second. Can't even remember that goofballs name. Funny how quickly the names of shitheads like that just leave our memories.

[Catholic Sensation]

12. if we're going by pure, unadulterated stupidity

it's sean hannity, the man is genuinely neanderthalic in his thinking

[Seabiscuit]

13. "Scotter" Libby??? WTF??? s/b "Scooter". My bad.

[lpbk2713]

14. The others come and go but Limbaugh always remains consistent

as a top notch blowhard pusbag idiot.

[terrya]

15. A tie between Bush and Robertson. Both are equally vile excuses..

for human beings.

[Seabiscuit]

21. I mistakenly omitted Rush Limbaugh from the poll...

that probably would have made it a three-way tie.

[Shell Beau]

16. I'm going with Robertson. He's said some really stupid things lately.

[Seabiscuit]

19. Yeah, today he just pulled a Limbaugh and lied his ass off about what he

said earlier.

See: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/24/robertson.chavez/

"I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out.' And 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping; there are a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP "

Here are his exact words: ""If he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think we really ought to go ahead and do it," said Robertson on Monday's program. "It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war."

OK, he didn't say "assassination", he said "assissinate", whoop-de-do. As for "trying to assassinate" Chavez, he explicitly said "I think we really ought to go ahead and do it".

No question about it, folks, Robertson's not just one crazy whacko, he's a bold faced liar like Rush Limbaugh as well.

[Shell Beau]

22. Oh please! And does he think that we are stupid enough

to buy into that BS? He has said some stupid things and if he isn't going to apologize, then he should at least admit what he said. Idiot!

[Seabiscuit]

23. He's useless - he's been Limbaughtemized.

[nickgutierrez]

20. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Pat! n/t

[El Fuego]

24. "Conservative idiot" is a redundancy

But chimpy got my vote.

[Initech]

25. Next week's Top 10 should be an all Pat Robertson special.

[Seabiscuit]

26. What, Condi gets a pass now that Barbara Boxer's no longer on her ass?

And Tweety is eternally offensive.

Scooter Libby should have been replaced with Rush Limbaugh.

:kick:

[Ptah]

27. Alex, I'll take 'one of each' for $1000 n/t

[Seabiscuit]

28. You can have them all for free if you lock 'em up in Gitmo, please,