THIS JUST IN: Mrs. DMSRoar Rejects Latest DMSRoar Advances

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

[progmom]

1. yikes.

she'll probably reject the next ones too, once she realizes you just posted about it on DU...

[Richardo]

2. .

:spray:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. thank God she knows me by another name.

[Debi]

4. Did you shave?

Honey?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

5. what, today?

[Debi]

6. And you wonder why

:cry:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

7. wait, are you by any chance my wife?

[Debi]

8. WHAT?????

You don't know??????

Oh, the agony :cry:

Now you'll pay!! And I mean JEWELRY! :grr:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. fudge.

[Debi]

10. Oh, honey, aren't these the cutest?

They're just sooooo cute and what I REALLY want to make me HAPPY :7

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

11. we can either buy those things for you or not sell the house.

[Debi]

12. What is more important to YOU?

Me or some sticks and furniture? :grr:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. you, dear. whatever you say, dear. when do I get my free will back?

[Debi]

14. Wait a second....are you really my husband

sounds like something he'd say!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

15. yes, it's really me & FYI, I found my testicles in that jar in the closet

so I'll be taking them back, if I can get them to re-attach.

[Debi]

16. Wasn't there a song about a detacable penis

or a comedy skit where a woman wouldn't let her husband go out w/his friends unless he left his penis at home?

Well, you can have your manhood back....until you fall asleep on the couch while watching the game...again!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

17. yeah, I'll be getting off the couch for the next decent meal you cook

which'll be in the year two-thousand-and-never.

[Debi]

18. All right, all right....give those testicles back to me

right now mister! You can have them back when you start treating me with a little respect. :mad:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

19. maybe I'll give them back if we can, you know....

it's just been so long.

[Debi]

20. Isn't how this thread started!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

21. I shaved since then, and those smilies have me thinking about, well...

[Debi]

22. *snicker*

Funny, I was thinking about shopping!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

23. so, it's gonna cost me again...good Lord this marriage is expensive.

I didn't know a virtual wife could run through so much cash.

[Debi]

24. maybe you could set up a pay-pal account

So I can quit bothering you on DU: :shrug:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

25. wait, I thought I was bothering you. YOU should be paying me

if it's the other way around!

[Debi]

26. Okay

right after you:

Mow the lawn
paint the garage
re-roof the house
buy me the new car I want (sick of the Gremlin ya know?)
get me new furniture for the living room
And cut your fingernails!! x(

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

27. this is rich coming from a woman whose mashed potatos come out of a pouch

[Debi]

28. You'll eat it and you'll like it!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

29. why don't you pull the vacuum outta your web and try turning it on?

[Debi]

30. Thoughts on vacumming