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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 06:27 PM
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BAAWWW! I'm gonna rename my dog
"George W. Bush" because he LIED to me tonight. The pup always gets a frozen cube treat for dessert (peanut butter, plain yogurt, honey and banana baby food frozen in ice cube trays) after Mr. 'pede feeds him at 6 PM. So just now I'm in here on the computer when he (the dog, that is) comes in "asking" for his treat. I see it's after 6, check that his dish is empty (that's the rule) and give him his cube. Then hubby comes into the kitchen and asks "Did you give him his dinner?" Well, uh, no, I asked the dog if he'd eaten all his dinner and he didn't say no, he hadn't had it yet. Little liar. Grrrr.:grr:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 06:39 PM
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1. Don't hate the doggie playa, hate the game.
Yeah...stupid animals. Sure.

Hahahahahaha!!!!
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 06:48 PM
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3. He's had his kibble
Now he's back in here looking for more dessert. Sheesh...
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 06:46 PM
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2. Hey, it's hard work bein' a dog! Hard work!
He's gotta get on with his life.
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 06:55 PM
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4. Let' see -
He wakes up, pees, eats a large Milk Bone, scratches, takes a nap, poops, scratches some more, takes another nap, barks at the postman, takes another pee, has another nap, plays with his ball in the backyard, has his dinner, drools over OUR dinner, takes a before bedtime nap...Yeah, sounds like all someone else we know is capable of, if he hadn't Peter Principled into the most dangerous person on earth.
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