THIS JUST IN: God Smites All GD Posts in a Single Hew

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

2:00 EST

In a fierce and awe-inspiring display of justice, the Lord today sliced through DU's General Discussion forum, tearing a wide streak of white space through the rants of all posters. A spokesperson for the Supreme Being noted His displeasure with sanctimonious Christians and self-righteous religion-bashers. Other sources noted on condition of anonymity that the Lord Our Savior also regularly "gets a kick out of Al Franken's show" and likely hasn't been pleased by the forum's constant haranguing of the comedian's political views. Phone calls to the Lord were not immediately returned.
Despite experiencing the shocking display of The Wrath of God, GD posters seemed upbeat. Said one, "I think our posts are much more readable now that every other word has been smote. God sure can edit!" The poster then started a new thread about the Crusades, the Inquisition, and "all the frigging Methodists in Massachusetts."

[davidinalameda]

1. wonder why it was so quiet

:bounce:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

2. I'm sure it's just temporary. They gotta refuel the flamethrowers.