My cat has something to say...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

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[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Dora types as well

But she's sleeping now. She walks on the keyboard and sticks her butt in my face.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Waffles jumps on my back

from behind, digging his claws in just to the point where they'll break the skin if I try to get him off.

[Not_Giving_Up]

6. Well, she jumps on to the back of the chair

She defies gravity balancing up there and rubbing on the back of my head...Then she steps down to the desk. She's very aware of her claws and seldom uses them around me.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Waffles never used to...

In fact, hea was always very careful not to let his claws unsheath when he walked on me or sat on my lap.

He's 12 years old now...I wonder if it's just tough to keep them in when they get old.

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. My other two have no claw control

I can tell who jumped up on the bed without looking.

Bear is a big boy with huge paws. He clunks all over me.

Scribbles is bigger than Dora, but smaller than Bear, and she feels the need to knead the blanket like mad before she lays down. She thinks that my back is her bed if I'm sleeping on my stomach.

Dora sleeps on my ass if I'm on my stomach. If I'm on my side, she sleeps in the bend of my knees. If I'm on my back, she's between my knees. She wakes me up with a face wash. Cat tongues and eyelids are not a good combination!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Your cat is smarter than our pResident

but, that does not suprise me at all.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. The passage he typed translates to

"Bush is a fucking liar."

He IS smart!

[NMMNG]

4. If your cat is going to be drinking,

please keep her away from the keyboard ;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Now he's found a nice spot on the clean laundry

sigh

[NMMNG]

10. Ah yes, the clean laundry

My roomie's cat beelines for the clean laundry every time he gets the chance.

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. Scribbles is my laundry sleeper

Dora is my undergarment stealer.

Bear digs his beanie cookie monster.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Undergarment stealer?

LOL...
Do you ever read the comic strip "Mutts"? There's a cat character in it who's always playing with his "little pink sock".

[Rhiannon12866]

12. Mine has often said the same thing...

I was always terrified that she'd post on DU and here yours has actually gone and done it...:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. DU...

Where everybody has a voice. :D