Tom Cruise is just a wee little man, isn't he? (PIC)

[Crankie Avalon]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005390288,,00.html

Check out the photo of him at the above link.

Whenever you see photos of couples together, the man's head is usually so much bigger than the woman's. That's cause most of the rest of the man's body is bigger than the woman's, too. Not here, though. If anything, his head looks tinier than his girlfriend's. Ain't he a little stinker! :D

[sui generis]

1. on behalf of all short men everywhere

I got nothin'

I'm 6'2"

poor wittle guy

Guys come in all sizes,

Lurch Guy
Michelin Man Guy
Preying Mantis Guy
Fireplug Guy, etc.

and Tom Cruise, Pocket Guy

OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO INSENSITIVE. I meant to say, on behalf of all height challenged men everywhere

:evilgrin:

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Delete dupe

[Crankie Avalon]

8. The Pocket Rocket!!!

I certainly didn't mean to make any fun of shorter men, in general.

The picture of Cruise just made me laugh a little is all.

[edbermac]

2. I just read the Sun for the Page 3 girl...

What the hell do I wanna look at Cruise for?

[billyskank]

3. What's reading got to do with it?

[edbermac]

16. 37-24-36

THAT reading...:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

5. Delete

Double-post. Sorry. :spank:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. all those thetans the scientologists exorcised from him

took a few linear inches off

[ewagner]

6. Just remember

DYNAMITE comes in a small package.....

one more crack about us short guys and I'll get my step ladder and punch you in the nose....or just go for the knees, they're easier to reach....:evilgrin: :)

[Crankie Avalon]

9. I once saw Rob Schneider do a bit on Conan O'Brien...

...he was pretending to be a karate master, and he was showing Conan how to fight back in hypothetical situations. Schenider is very short, and Conan is very tall. He tells Conan, now come at me like you're going to hit me. Conan does. Schneider hits the ground and bites Conan on the ankle. Then he tells him to come at him like he has a knife. Conan does and Schneider hits the ground and bites Conan on the ankle. The bit moves on to other jokes for a few minutes, and then for the last thing, Schneider is about to chop some wooden boards in half. He goes through a whole meditative ritual to get ready and then, instead of actually chopping the boards...he hits the ground and bites Conan on the ankle.

Not normally a big Rob Schneider fan, but that was hysterical.

Oh, and more power to shorter men with leggy, willowy girlfriends...I'm probably just jealous (and I'm only 5'11", myself, hardly a giant). :)

[Heidi]

10. _Right on_ !

I'm 5'8" and I've never dated a guy taller than 5'11". Mr. Heidi, in fact, is about 5'8-1/2". Good things very often come in height-impaired packages. :evilgrin:

[Demonaut]

12. I'm 5'8" and the tallest girl I dated was 5'12" and a half, as she put it

her legs were so long that they were a hindrance in bed, I so wanted to take her to "Boxing Helena" hint hint

[Heidi]

13. I've never seen "Boxing Helena" . . .

I only know what I like. :evilgrin:

Blow a kiss to the "Tattered Cover" and the Mercury Cafe in Denver for me, wouldja? :hi:

[jobycom]

11. Did you see Dennis Kucinich's wedding photos? Nothing wrong with

short men, as long as they're Democrats.

[Montauk6]

15. Look at Prince!

Guy's what? 3'5"? He's been a babe magnet for almost 3 decades!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. Some regular-sized things

look REALLY BIG on short men.

I'm just sayin' ........................

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

17. My husband is 5'4 1/2"

And he stands taller than any other man I've ever met.

[tjwmason]

18. Did anybody else read the text

Being The Sun it's very short indeed:

SEE today's Sun newspaper for the amazing childhood photos that Tom Cruise might wish to forget.

The sweet-looking shots of him dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz and a Twenties-style dancer are a world away from the macho image the Hollywood hunk likes to portray today. - emphasis mine.

So he's not merely a friend of Dorothy - he really is Dorothy.

Not that I'm implying anything at all by that statement.

[edbermac]

19. Yeah but he's got an awfully big wallet...

x(

[JimmyJazz]

20. Typically, I like short men. He's just an ass, though.