BiggJawn
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Sat Aug-27-05 10:08 AM
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LTTE yesterday asking about "Intelligent Gravity" |
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The writer wanted to know if we go like Kansas and require "Intelligent Design" to be taught in our schools, would that mean that the Theory of Gravity would be replaced by "Intelligent Gravity"?
Guess they haven't heard about "Intelligent Falling" which teachs that if you trip over your feet, ANGELS push you to the ground......
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wryter2000
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Sat Aug-27-05 10:13 AM
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Let's have Intelligent Germ theory where diseases are actually caused by demons?
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Sun Aug-28-05 12:34 AM
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4. Yeah, and we can let the fundies go back to exorcisms for cures |
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Save health care dollars and techniques for the rest of us.
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Sun Aug-28-05 12:38 AM
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5. Gee; are we at the dark ages yet? |
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Sat Aug-27-05 10:18 AM
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2. Its not that angels push you down |
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All "Intelligent Gravity" would really teach is that Gravity is a lie invented by atheistic scientists, and that the real reason that objects pull matter towards them relative to their mass is because a creator (we're not saying its the Christian god, it could be any god) wanted it to be so.
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Sat Aug-27-05 11:04 AM
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3. Doesn't anyone remember "There is no gravity. The earth sucks."? |
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