Unbelievable!

[KitchenWitch]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2142263

[BlueJazz]

1. I quit Shooting up Milk.. It gets the syringe gummed up..

[ContraBass Black]

2. Was Brad Penny punished?

[KitchenWitch]

3. I do not believe so

He should be...

[petronius]

4. He didn't do anything wrong, either

although he should make up the kid's lost wages, or something.

I'm really curious, now - is it really that hard to drink a gallon of milk in an hour? A gallon of water is easy ... I guess it's a good thing we don't have any milk in the house.

[KitchenWitch]

5. I would think the caloric load would be difficult to get down

unless you are that Japanese kid on the eating contest circuit!

[petronius]

6. Not a Japanese kid

but I'm at least two bat boys. This is oddly fascinating - as soon as my wife goes out of town for a while I will definitely try the milk marathon...

[ContraBass Black]

7. The lactose might overload your system

And be forcefully ejected.

[petronius]

8. That would be a problem...

perhaps working up from a quart will be smarter.

[petronius]

11. I saw a blurb in the LA Times today

that said he sent a weeks salary to the bat boy - the boy's salary, I assume, not Penny's. (Also, that the bat boy is 19, which doesn't matter but is not what I had pictured.)

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. What the story doesn't tell you is that the kid paid dearly for his stunt.

....later on that day. I hope he wasn't on a bus or a plane when that happenned. Not the type of thing you want to be in one of those tiny bathrooms for.

[Orsino]

10. Milk is a gateway beverage.

Leads to cookies.

[KitchenWitch]

12. and cake

and ice cream
and
and
and

:rofl:

[Redstone]

13. The whole concept of drinking cow's milk is pretty revolting anyway.

That stuff is intended for calves, after all.

Not for people. Yuck.

Redstone