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Sun Aug-28-05 10:52 AM
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muscle tissue makes the best steaks. livers, kidneys, what have you.
what a conundrum. how does a vegan live with that?
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Sun Aug-28-05 10:58 AM
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1. What kind of nonsense is that? |
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Sun Aug-28-05 10:59 AM
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Cannibalize themselves? o_O;;
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Sun Aug-28-05 11:22 AM
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3. If Vegitarians eat vegitables... |
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what do Humanitarians eat?
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Sun Aug-28-05 11:25 AM
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4. More importantly are they tasty. |
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Sun Aug-28-05 11:33 AM
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5. Easily, and with a very, very clear conscience. |
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Why?
Actually, "meat" being the edible flesh of mammals (usually) human vegans really aren't made of meat, unless you plan to eat me.
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Sun Aug-28-05 11:37 AM
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6. it's a nonsense joke thread |
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but slice a part of yourself open and you'll see some stuff that looks a lot like meat.
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Sun Aug-28-05 11:43 AM
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7. Probably. I've also worked on a lot of dogs that were hit by cars. |
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What's left to repair looks a lot like "meat" too, but I wouldn't want to eat that either.
I was just answering your question. I didn't realize it was a "nonsense joke" post.
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:06 PM
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13. Hmm. Usually jokes are supposed to be funny. |
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And not only was your OP not even close to resembling a funny joke, but you also didn't even manage to succeed in getting the usual raging, meat-eating DU nutjobs all rialied up. Now that is pretty sad and a testament to how unbelievably dead these "jokes" are.
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Sun Aug-28-05 12:20 PM
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8. and why dont the vegans ever have any sympathy |
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for all those living plants that were slaughtered to create their salad?!?!?!
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Sun Aug-28-05 12:25 PM
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9. The inevitable "creative" response to veg*nism. |
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:03 PM
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12. that 'D' on the hat means 'damn i'm smart!!' |
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:06 PM
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15. I'm thinking of another word... |
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But if I said it, I'd get my post deleted. ;) We vegetarians are a wee bit smarter than that.
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Sun Aug-28-05 12:50 PM
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:02 PM
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11. Oh for the love of God. |
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DO we really need to have the neurological/CNS discussion YET again?
OP, you're about 657 posts too late from the time when "jokes" like this about vegetarians/vegans were actually *almost* funny. Sorry.
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:06 PM
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14. the only true solution where no living thing gets hurt |
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is to eat SALT, and lots of it!!
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:09 PM
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16. That wasn't your question. |
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And moreover, if you don't even care about an animal with a CNS, why are you acting holier-than-thou about vegetarians eating plants? This little and loud argument has been tried over and over and over and over and it has failed to point out anything substantive other than what an incredibly invalid and ridiculous "argument" it actually is.
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:11 PM
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17. it's a joke; calm down |
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because obviously i think salt-only diets are very healthy
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:24 PM
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Usually jokes are supposed to be remotely funny. These "jokes" were maybe funny, like, 3,495 posts ago.
Why don't you start bashing gays next? Or no, maybe you could bash Buddhists, next right? Now THAT would be funny.
:eyes:
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:30 PM
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21. i guess i'm a bad comedian |
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so i meant no offense (i also happen to be a buddhist)....just trying to get a rise outta some people, like many lounge posters...
and for my next bash session, the focus of my attention will be one Terrell ElDorado Owens!!:+ :hide: :bounce:
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:15 PM
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18. A woman can make milk from her breasts too... |
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Edited on Sun Aug-28-05 01:15 PM by Misunderestimator
Are you suggesting we should bottle and sell it and drink it?
What's with the flamebait anyway?
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Sun Aug-28-05 01:24 PM
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20. Apparently we haven't had nearly enough of these types of threads. |
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I recognize that a number of folks enjoy the popcorn with these kinds of threads but I have to say this topic is feeling really old and is getting rather boring. In addition there are a number of members here who take this subject with a great deal of seriousness and the continual posting of this stuff feels really purposely demeaning to their choices.
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