I just ate parsley and I'm not a vegetarian, what do I do?

[Jara sang]

I was tricked into it, it was on a plate with a huge steak and a baked potato. It was so small I didn't even notice it. But I ate it. I'm sure of it and it was green! I ate a food that was green! Shoot, I'm not a vegetarian or a vegan, will I get sick? Did I break any laws?:P

[Cha]

1. Quick! EAT some

Garlic to counteract it! :P

[DanCa]

2. Fonzie eats parsely

It keeps him refreshed. Seriously I saw that episode this week.

[Igel]

3. Quick. Start an all-vegetarian diet.

Round up all your vegetarian friends, and hold a barbecue.

Be sure to put any food they bring out front (with appropriate traps) to attract additional vegetarians: they keep well when properly dressed.

After a week or so, you can go off your all-vegetarian diet and resume eating cows, pigs, chickens, and the occasional turkey.

[flvegan]

I checked the manual. It's a garnish, so it doesn't count.

You're safe.

[Darth_Kitten]

4. enjoy the fresh breath!

:)

[lastknowngood]

5. get some sage rosmary and thime.

n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. Hurry

Eat a hot dog. It will cleanse your system.

[Jara sang]

7. Is sauerkraut a vegetable? I don't want to screw up again.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. Yes, it is

Avoid it.

However, bright green pickle relish is not, so you're safe there.

Ever vigilant ...........

[caty]

8. Take 2 aspirin

and call me in the morning.;(

[yewberry]

9. Bad news, man.

If you ate the potato, too...it's too late.

You can try turning off the lights and not answering the door when they come to get you, but that almost never works.

Sorry.

[SOteric]

10. Quick, there's no time to waste,

You need to counteract the parsley immediately with a big plate of fried sausages, bacon and ham.

[Jara sang]

13. Just as long as they are Krusty Brand Pork Products

[Pirate Smile]

11. Nominated to spread the advice just in case this would happen to

any of the rest of us. Scary, :scared:

[billyskank]

12. I'm afraid you have to kill yourself.

:P

[Gormy Cuss]

15. syrup of ipecac, and soon.

that green stuff is soylent you know.