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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:52 PM
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Adam, Eve and T. Rex
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dinosaurs27aug27,0,6894033.story?coll=la-home-local

Adam, Eve and T. Rex

Giant roadside dinosaur attractions are used by a new breed of creationists as pulpits to spread their version of Earth's origins.

By Ashley Powers, Times Staff Writer

CABAZON, Calif. — Dinny the roadside dinosaur has found religion.

The 45-foot-high concrete apatosaurus has towered over Interstate 10 near Palm Springs for nearly three decades as a kitschy prehistoric pit stop for tourists. Now he is the star of a renovated attraction that disputes the fact that dinosaurs died off millions of years before humans first walked the planet.

Dinny's new owners, pointing to the Book of Genesis, contend that most dinosaurs arrived on Earth the same day as Adam and Eve, some 6,000 years ago, and later marched two by two onto Noah's Ark. The gift shop at the attraction, called the Cabazon Dinosaurs, sells toy dinosaurs whose labels warn, "Don't swallow it! The fossil record does not support evolution." The Cabazon Dinosaurs join at least half a dozen other roadside attractions nationwide that use the giant reptiles' popularity in seeking to win converts to creationism. And more are on the way. "We're putting evolutionists on notice: We're taking the dinosaurs back," said Ken Ham, president of Answers in Genesis, a Christian group building a $25-million creationist museum in Petersburg, Ky., that's already overrun with model sauropods and velociraptors.

"They're used to teach people that there's no God, and they're used to brainwash people," he said. "Evolutionists get very upset when we use dinosaurs. That's their star." The nation's top paleontologists find the creation theory preposterous and say children are being misled by dinosaur exhibits that take the Jurassic out of "Jurassic Park."

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Tyrannosaurus rex and his gigantic brethren find themselves on both sides of the nation's renewed debate over the Earth's origins and the continuing fight over whether Charles Darwin's "The Origin of Species" or Genesis best explains the development of life. Science holds that dinosaurs were the Earth's royalty for about 160 million years. Their reign ended abruptly, possibly after a meteorite smacked into the planet, but they're considered the forebears of birds. Unearthing dinosaur bones that are millions of years old "doesn't prove evolution, but it shows the Genesis account doesn't work," said Nick Matzke, a spokesman for the National Center for Science Education.

Drivers who pull off Interstate 10 in Pensacola, Fla., are told a far different story at Dinosaur Adventure Land. Its slogan: "Where Dinosaurs and the Bible meet!" The nearly 7-acre museum, low-tech theme park and science center embodies its founder's belief that God created the world in six days. The dinosaurs, even super carnivores such as T. rex, dined as vegetarians in the Garden of Eden until Adam and Eve sinned — and only then did they feast on other creatures, according to the Christian-based young-Earth theory.

About 4,500 years after Adam and Eve arrived, the theory goes, pairs of baby dinosaurs huddled in Noah's Ark, and a colossal flood drowned the rest and scattered their fossils. The ark-borne animals repopulated the planet — meaning that folk tales about fire-breathing beasts are accounts of humans battling dinosaurs, who still roamed the planet.

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A "fossilized" pickle purports to show that dinosaur bones could have hardened quickly. Got an upcoming birthday? Dinosaur Adventure Land does pizza parties.

"Go to Disneyland, they teach evolution. It's subtle; signs that say, 'Millions of years ago' " said evangelist Kent Hovind, the park's founder. "This is a golden opportunity to get our point across."

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The Texas museum sponsors a continuing hunt for living pterodactyls in Papua New Guinea. Baugh said five colleagues have spotted the flying dinosaurs, "but all the sightings were made after dark, and we were not able to capture the creatures."

Organizers at Creation Research of the North Coast in Humboldt County, Calif., dream of building their own reptile park but lack funding and acreage. So do leaders at Project Creation in Mount Juliet, Tenn., who would need to raise about $1 million to assemble 30 to 50 pterodactyl and brachiosaur replicas to mingle with live chickens and goats.

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Lordy. We are all going to hell. Unless this is it.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:54 PM
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1. hm...
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:55 PM
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2. Rampant stupidity!
Edited on Sun Aug-28-05 10:57 PM by PittPoliSci
Amusing, I can't wait to hear what science has to say about this monstrously ridiculous bullshit.

A "fossilized" pickle purports to show that dinosaur bones could have hardened quickly. Got an upcoming birthday? Dinosaur Adventure Land does pizza parties

Cause pickles and bones are made of the same shit. Riiiiigghhttt....
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 10:57 PM
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3. This creation fantasy is as bizarre as believing that bush
is a good guy. 9/11 has spawned a strange psychosis that made the promotion of shit possible.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:04 PM
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4. too true...
"9/11 has spawned a strange psychosis that made the promotion of shit possible"

http://www.awakeninthedream.com/indexx.html
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:06 PM
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5. If there's a prize for the most...
... backward industrialized nation, we should be able to win it hands down this year. :)

I really don't think scientists need to respond to this, but I dearly hope the stand-up comics are working overtime on the problem--because what this requires is not a measured, thoughtful response, but, rather, outright ridicule.

Wouldn't you just love to be an archeologist a few thousand years from now? "Ummm, we seem to have here an ancient society which worshipped dinosaurs as their gods and created outdoor churches filled with icons of their faith. Curiously, there is no mention of dinosaurs in their sacred text, so this must be a cultish offshoot of what were known then as Xtians."
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LunaSea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:10 PM
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6. I'm starting to lean a little more, every day...
to believing in Unintelligent Design.


If a god did create us, then it's entirly possible he/she is retarded.
Dinos on the ark??....theres a painting I look forward to seeing.

More on UD theory-
http://www.theshrubbery.com/udn/
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AmyDeLune Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:18 PM
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7. I look forward to seeing churches festooned with dinosaurs--
stained glass, tapestries, sculptures...:P :rofl:
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