The B*sh 'Presidential' Library

[alonso_quijano]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=212763

A liberry for B*sh? What will be the main attraction?

[NightTrain]

1. Alonso, you're a comedic genius!

Welcome to DU! Hope all of your posts are as funny and prescient as this one. :yourock:

[alonso_quijano]

5. I ain't funny, but

comedy writes itself these days. The whole world gets to play George Burns to B*sh's Gracie Allen. A sociopathic, dry-drunk Gracie Allen who thinks he's been chosen by God.

And thanks!

[Serial Mom]

2. Banners used as backdrops!

n/t

[GainesT1958]

3. Hey, in the case of Little Oral Annie, shouldn't it be:

"The complete Ann Coulter HORS D'ouvre"? :eyes:

GREAT poll!:7

B-)

[BringEmOn]

4. "Look Laura, I can read upside down!"

[BringEmOn]

6. We don't need no educashun

[OldSoldier]

7. Why, the complete George W. Bush book collection

The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Pet Goat (the copy he read to the second-graders on 9/11/01)
Cattle Farming for Dummies
The Alcoholics Anonymous Big Book (never opened)
The Holy Bible, Special George W. Bush Edition (Old Testament only, any passage having nothing to do with smiting whited out)
Mein Kampf, by Adolf Hitler
Easy Study Guide for the USAF Flight Aptitude Screening Test (never opened)
Illustrated Guide to Land Snatching
How to Prospect for Oil in Texas (never opened)
A Complete History of Texas Rangers Baseball
National Cocaine Dealers Association Member Directory 1967-1968
Your Guide to Mexican Bordellos
Buyer's Guide to Six Dollar Tequila
Delicious Drinks with Everclear
Harken Oil: The Complete Annual Reports
Shooting Liberals is Fun, by Ann Coulter

[Bossy Monkey]

8. You only forgot Being Bailed Out All Your Life By Dad for Complete Idiots

100 Years of Bush Family Treason would be sporty, too, but I guess they're going to leave that one out.

[MojoKrunch]

9. Every back issue of Mad magazine?

Mojo