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Mon Aug-29-05 10:45 AM
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Time once again for-Things that have never happened to you |
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Me?
No one has ever picked out a very special Thermos for me
You?
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:46 AM
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Nor do I have a special Thermos |
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I have, however, never broken a bone or required stitches (a HUGE knock on wood!). I have also had the misfortune of never experiencing childbirth.
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:46 AM
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1. No one has ever erected a monument to me. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:49 AM
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underpants
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:49 AM
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7. I believe.... I believe men should put women on a pedestal |
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high enough to see up their dress
-old Steve Martin routine
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:53 AM
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:31 PM
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26. but you have had no other erection problems I trust |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:47 AM
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been bitten in the nutsack by a rampaging Komodo Dragon while performing The Macarana at a Greek Wedding beneath a red and white striped tent on the ice flows of McMurdo sound.
Seriously, never... it's never happened.
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:48 AM
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Very important distinction
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:48 AM
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In that case, me neither. :)
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:49 AM
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a. been to a rodeo
b. been pregnant
c. dipped snuff
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:50 AM
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Danced with the angels on the head of a pin.......
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:14 AM
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17. I'm sorry for you - it's a wonderful experience. I did it last evening. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:51 AM
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9. I've never done shots of tequilla with Gore Vidal ... |
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:10 AM
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:53 AM
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10. I have never been flirted with. |
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:cry:
Okay that's a lie, and a damned obvious one too.
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:54 AM
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12. I have never consumed Pina Coladas while getting caught in the rain. |
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Edited on Mon Aug-29-05 10:55 AM by mcscajun
I've never been hit by flying debris during a hurricane.
I've never done the chicken dance at a wedding.
I've never just been GIVEN a car...with or WithOUT a bow on it.
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:01 AM
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13. no one has written a book about me |
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I don't think I got a very special thermos either.
just sayin'
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:06 AM
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14. I've never stood on my head in a bucket of live squid. |
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Maybe I missed something :shrug:
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:06 AM
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won more than $400 on a lottery ticket.
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:19 AM
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18. I have never skipped rocks atop the whipped cream of a hot fudge sundae. |
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I have never had the door hit me where the 'Good Lord split me'.
I have never awakened upon a featherbed in the middle of a forest.
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:20 AM
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...held a real gun.
...bought anything from an infomercial.
...played the cello.
...asked a stranger if they had any Grey Poupon.
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:21 AM
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run naked through the forest. Though I've often wanted to. :blush:
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:34 AM
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Put my nose to the grindstone.
And if you saw my nose,I'm sure you'd hate to see the grindstone.
-That too is a Steve Martin bit
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:37 AM
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22. Since turning 4, no one has ever given me a bare butt spanking in public |
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:47 AM
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23. Now you've done it.. Shall I log the offers for you |
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:21 PM
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24. I have never had anyone drink champagne from my slipper. |
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Come to think of it, I've never owned any slippers that were not fuzzy...
Laura
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:29 PM
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25. there was that time I wasn't driving through the Mojave Desert |
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when the demented family of chainsaw murderers started chasing me, inflicting sexually depraved and violent acts on my person.
But the soundtrack was great.
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:32 PM
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27. Glad that didn't happen |
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:33 PM
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28. yeah, nothing cool ever happens to me |
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just the same old, um, grind.
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:33 PM
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flirted with anyone....
or had an affair...
One of these is true...the other is false...Which is which?
:blush:
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:39 PM
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30. I think the one about not having a fuzzy slipper is false |
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Mon Aug-29-05 12:39 PM
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31. never been visited by the ghost of Truman Capote after four p.m. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 01:03 PM
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32. I have never received |
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expressed written consent from Major League Baseball to show pictures, descriptions, and accounts from a game. :(
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