I suppose I should wear something to bed tonite since there are

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tornado warnings and watches.

I'd hate to be found in rubble with splinters in my bootie! :wow:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Make sure you have on clean underwear, too!

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2. Yup. My mom has already called and checked my laundry situation

:rofl:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. I have a scar on my toe from running to get dressed for a tornado

Was in my jammies as a child, and the sirens went off. Mom said, "GO GET DRESSED - WE'RE GOING TO THE NEIGHBORS'!!!!" I went barreling around the corner and crashed into the fan, cutting my toe on the stand. Of course it was all for naught, as always!

[BikeWriter]

9. You got that right! Luckily when I had my heart attack I had clean undies!

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12. I'm glad you're better. I wonder if the EMS, Nurses, and Drs make

dirty undie jokes around the ER tables.

[BikeWriter]

13. Only if they think you are unconcious or a good sport!

[MuseRider]

3. In addition to clean undies

my grandmother would ask me if my nails were tidy.

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8. Hummm, lemme see...

we look good. Check!

[xmas74]

5. You should wear some sexy lingerie or something.

Give 'em a thrill.

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7. Maybe it will help them to dig through the rubble faster!

[xmas74]

10. Exactly!

Call 9-1-1 and tell the dispatcher that you are the one wearing pasties and a g-sting.
You'd have the entire police and fire department there searching for you in no time flat.

[DawgHouse]

6. You'll want to be properly attired

for when Action News appears on the scene! :)

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11. Ooops. I'll need to wash the conditioner out of my hair first. Righ now

I have a plastic shower cap on with a Do Rag on top!

Just like the all negroes on Action News!! :rofl: