sasquatch
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:31 PM
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"God gave the Devil a choice between Hell or Texas: The Devil chose Hell" |
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One of my customers at Tractor Supply Company today. :D
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:32 PM
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1. It's always been debatable whether or not Satan knows the future.... |
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...but I'm guessing he saw the Bushes coming and didn't want anything to do with Texas :evilgrin:
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:50 PM
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10. Satan didn't want any competition for |
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most evil dickwad in the universe.:evilgrin:
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:33 PM
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2. But God does not claim Tejas, does He? |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:53 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:34 PM
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3. A variation on that story says that Texas was Satan's part in |
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The Creation, and God, appreciating a good job, let it stand.
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:57 PM
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5. Well if there is an up there must be a down |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:58 PM
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"If I owned hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell" not sure who first said this
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:59 PM
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7. I think that was WT Sherman... he said something |
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equally bad about NM and AZ... I guess he was not a big fan of deserts.
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:08 PM
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8. I noticed on Saturday as we drove to Crawford from Houston |
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that the closer we got to Crawford, the hotter it got. (My car gives the outside temp...It hit 100 when we crossed into Crawford). I said it was proof that we were entering hell. (No offense to the residents of Crawford...Just the one we were there to not see!)
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:44 PM
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9. Maybe Bush vacations so he can prepare for hell |
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