ROFL! "CHUSE JESUS!"

[Dukkha]

Yes this was an actual protest sign I saw today held by one lone fundie outside a women's clinic. I SOOOO wish my digital camera wasn't broken!

:eyes: with the whole country falling apart I'm glad this moran's got his priorities straight.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Faith based spelling

They have faith that you'll figure out what they mean when they write, even if they don't know grammar or spelling.

[Iris]

6. Abstinence from putting two vowels together.

It should be taught in ALL public spelling classes!

[Arkana]

2. It's too bad, because a pic like that could have joined the pantheon

Alongside "Mystery Patriot" and "Morans Guy."

[RevCheesehead]

3. perhaps they meant "Chase Jesus?"

or "Chaste Jesus?"

[Misunderestimator]

4. I 'spose it's better than CHEWS JESUS

[NYC]

5. There was a vowel shortage.

Only Es and Us were available. A, I, O, and sometimes Y were otherwise engaged.

[SocratesInSpirit]

7. Chuse

is actually a variant spelling that was used from the 16th-18th century....although I'm sure this moran didn't know that. :)

(http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?l=c&p=12)

"chuse" was even used in the constitution, apparently...http://www.usconstitution.net/constmiss.html