JimmyJazz just confess - you have a secret crush on me!!!!

[LynneSin]

It's ok you're amongst friends. I'm sure you can still get your free toaster!!

[JimmyJazz]

1. Perhaps I have a teensy weensy crush on another DUer

but he stands when he pees :D

[LynneSin]

4. Oh that's just your beard to hide your true crush on me

admit it!

[Misunderestimator]

5. ew

[JimmyJazz]

7. I'm sorry. I know you were sooooo looking forward to the ribbon cutting

on the toaster oven giveaway ceremony, but ALAS, twas not meant to be :P

[Dave Reynolds]

2. How much of a deposit is required

for that toaster?

[JimmyJazz]

6. Hey! Are you following me?

Besides, if my crush is on you, the offer for the toaster oven is null and void.

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Silly,

I know it's not me!

I just need a dang toaster.

O8)

[JimmyJazz]

10. News flash: Toasters are for lesbians who come out of the closet.

Do you care to share your story of how difficult it has been for you being a lesbian in a man's body and all? :P

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Oh, I learned something new,

I never was very good at the code words.

Imagine my chagrin when my wife and I had an adults only BBS back in the late 80s and I didn't know what a "friend of Dorothy" meant.

:blush:

[JimmyJazz]

14. Oh my! What's a friend of Dorothy?

:hide:

[khashka]

3. What????

I thought she had a secret crush on me!

Damn!

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

8. Gay men, heterosexual women - what's the diff?

:o

[khashka]

11. Now Jimmy, really

gay men or het women? The difference? A penis :)

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

13. They are both still off limits to me.

*thwack upside your head* :D

[GOPisEvil]

15. Man...the hotel room in DC should be some fun!

:P

[In_The_Wind]

16. ya got that one right