Mobius
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Fri Sep-02-05 05:34 AM
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I took the bus to work yesterday |
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Normally the bus people don't gross me out, but today was different. It started out ok, A few scantily clad busty women boarded the bus and brushed their humongous ta tas against my shoulder. That was cool. However things took a downward spiral when this woman sat in front of me, and proceeded to continually scratch her face, and really digging in. Then she started digging in her ears and wiping the ear wax on the back of the bus seat that was right in front of me ewwwwwww. I couldn't move, because the bus was packed with school kids after their first day of public school! :/ Puking yet? It gets better... I hate to mention this, because it's really of no consequence, but the woman was black. She had incredibly ashy skin, and started to rub the back of her neck to get the dead skin off. Guess where the skin flakes went? Oh Yeah, right on my lap, with a few flakes going directly into my face! MMMMMMM Finally, I had to say something to her, much to the embarrassment of her young son that was with her. What was I supposed to do? Gleefully eat some strangers skin flakes? As nicely as I could, I asked her if she could please stop doing that because her skin was falling onto my lap, and that it was, well...disgusting. She started screaming that I was an uptight white bitch and that I was harassing her, because I was a racist. Excuse me, but I don't gleefully eat anyone's skin flakes regardless of nationality.
Blech....
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Mobius
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Fri Sep-02-05 04:32 PM
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it will make you feel better
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Fri Sep-02-05 04:34 PM
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2. But it's not really funny. |
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Fri Sep-02-05 04:37 PM
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no really, it's making me second-guess my latest decision to give public transportation a try. Ewww.
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Fri Sep-02-05 04:54 PM
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Cripes, I thought TheBus (twice voted "America's Best Transit System" by APTA) was bad!
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Fri Sep-02-05 07:07 PM
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Milwaukee, but there are freaks on the bus everywhere. This kind of event is few amd fasr between.
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Fri Sep-02-05 07:33 PM
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6. Weird Al always says it best.... |
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"There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs There's an elbow in my ear There's a smelly old bum standing next to me Hasn't showered in a year I think I'm missing a contact lens I think my wallet's gone And I think this bus is stopping again To let a couple more freaks get on, look out"
x_X Damn gas gouging and damn crappy public transport.
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