"President Bush may yet be remembered as the greatest American of the

[kick-ass-bob]

21st Century.

There is a fair chance that, in light of recent events, Bush will declare WoW (War on Weather) through which the USA would invest heavily in depriving Atlantic winds of increased energy sources."


:rofl:

Taken from a non-political site in their off-topic forum.

[Hugin]

1. B-52s have been scrambled and are bombing weather systems all across the..

nation. (Mostly in blue districts)

Although, the collateral damage on the ground has been considerable
the sacrifice is needed to win the W-o-W!

-- Press release.

:patriot:

[lpbk2713]

2. Haliburton has been awarded an emergeny no-bid contract to do R&D

on the WoW project. Initial funding is in the amount of 100 billion dollars. Because it is a top secret endeavor it will be exempt from Congressional/GSA scrutiny. Film at eleven.

[Hugin]

3. Them thair damedable un'merkin weatherist *spit* have started a web site.

SEE!

http://www.weatherunderground.com/

[kick-ass-bob]

5. OMFG! They have maps of our entire country!

We need to start a counter website to watch them:

weatherwatcher.com is available!!

EAGLES UP!

[Hugin]

10. EAGLES UP!

:patriot:

Ditto.

Same... Same...

Me too.

Did you notice the weatherist posted pictures of their handiwork there!

Disgusting!

Also, they have this strange religion... Meteorology?

Ha! I bet they think the Earth is round or something!

[kick-ass-bob]

11. Now we have the weather watcher website.

Should we find the worst/cheapest possible forums system we can find and line our pockets with all the donations we get, and never improve the site?

[redqueen]

4. aahahahaha

Thanks, I needed that laugh. :)

[ET Awful]

6. We now know that Mother Nature is on the run or in hiding, but we can and

will smoke her out and bring her to justice. There's an old sign out west that says "wanted dead or alive" and well, we've been trying to beat that old crone to death for a long time now, I think it's about time we finished the job up right.

[LongTomH]

7. AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

And, may I add....

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Welcome to Hell, kids!

[kick-ass-bob]

8. Did you actually read the post?

This was NOT a Bush supporter.

[LongTomH]

9. Sorry!

I just reacted to the first line! You gotta admit -- this sounds like about 99.99% of Bush's supporters.