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Fri Sep-02-05 01:44 PM
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"And at these prices, you won't get many more elephants in here, either"
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Fri Sep-02-05 01:46 PM
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1. "Don't mind him. He likes to 'size things up' before he eats them." |
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Fri Sep-02-05 01:46 PM
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2. Sure. Who's he gonna tell? |
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Fri Sep-02-05 01:46 PM
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cowboys eat with their hats on.
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Fri Sep-02-05 01:55 PM
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The Canucks will know that one.
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:13 PM
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I am laughing just at the punchline
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:49 PM
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11. It's not really that funny....but |
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Wayne Gretsky is in the middle of going down on his wife. She decides to give him some encouragement with a little 'sexy talk', but isn't really sure what to say, so she blurts out "Messy, eh?"
And he replies.....
(hockey joke)
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:52 PM
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My dad would love that joke.
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:57 PM
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Wayne's married to an American, she's never say 'eh?' silly canadians..
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:06 PM
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Not a joke- a buddy told me he was listening to that sex call in show (with the Dr. and the guy from the Man Show) and a caller related a similiar story-his girlfriend told him (in the middle of the act) to talk dirty... he couldn't think of what to say so in a moment of desperation he screamed out
SCREW PIG!!!
He wasn't even sure what it meant and he was afraid to call her back.
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Fri Sep-02-05 01:57 PM
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5. "a blonde at a blinking red light" |
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:02 PM
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6. ...and survived many.... |
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...hard....ships....
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:04 PM
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7. "ok, now where's the whore... |
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with the impacted tooth?"
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:43 PM
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9. You IDIOT! Down the FRONT! Down the FRONT! |
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:47 PM
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:50 PM
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13. "Yarr, it be drivin' me nuts." |
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:06 PM
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Gotta love pirates with wacky belt buckles!
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:54 PM
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15. Too bad the Frenchman must die..... |
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Fri Sep-02-05 02:56 PM
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16. "No.... she had arthiritis" |
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:03 PM
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18. niiiiiiii! niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! |
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said by the knights who say it
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:07 PM
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22. "Play it? I'm gonna fuck it if I can get it's pajamas off." n/t |
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:09 PM
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Damn, I had forgotten the punchline to that joke, but you just reminded me of it! A bagpipe-playing octopus, how preposterous is that? :P
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:13 PM
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24. It's lunacy. God I love that joke. The punchline just makes me giggle. |
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:16 PM
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25. Sophie said ... So, he drove me to New Jersey ..... |
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Fri Sep-02-05 03:20 PM
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26. So the one-legged jockey says,dont worry about me baby, I ride sidesaddle! |
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Fri Sep-02-05 04:25 PM
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(only remember short jokes):blush:
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Fri Sep-02-05 08:59 PM
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28. "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" |
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Fri Sep-02-05 10:17 PM
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29. "Why? Don't you have a vase?" |
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Fri Sep-02-05 10:30 PM
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30. NO! I said "Give it two test tickles!" |
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Fri Sep-02-05 10:37 PM
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31. Oh that? It says "Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day". |
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Sat Sep-03-05 05:01 AM
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Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 05:02 AM by BuffyTheFundieSlayer
WENDY
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Sat Sep-03-05 01:24 PM
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very tasteless, but still cracks my sorry ass up to this day! :hi:
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Fri Sep-02-05 10:41 PM
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Fri Sep-02-05 11:24 PM
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33. "Then my panties must be at the dentist's office." |
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Sat Sep-03-05 12:26 AM
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This is the last time I show you how to do it!
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Sat Sep-03-05 04:46 AM
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problems with frogs ...
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3944557&mesg_id=3944557
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Sat Sep-03-05 01:34 AM
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sitting in this refrigerator.
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Sat Sep-03-05 05:38 AM
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38. "He stays up all night, wondering whether there is a dog." (nt) |
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