HEyHEY
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Sat Sep-03-05 03:31 AM
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I got hassled by "the man" tonight |
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Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 03:32 AM by HEyHEY
On the way into Vancouver I stopped at a friends... we yakked for a bit and I had a glass of scoth..just an ounce. It took me about a half hour to drink it. On the way home as I got into my car, there was some dew on the window.. so I hit the wipers to clear it...as I drove they kind of fogged up a bit...as I cleared them a second time I didn't notice there was a yield lane instead of just a regular right hand turn. So I jerk the wheel to make it just as the fuzz rolled by, they saw me. I was thinking, "Shit if he pulls me over I have booze on my breath." So I just hung back in the same lane as him so if I hit a light I'd be right behind him. So we cruise along, then hit an 80 zone, I was in a 60 at first. He doesn't speed up, and I'm thinking, "he's fucking with me, if I do 60 he'll think I'm just doing it because he is and that I'm trying to cover up something, and if I do 80 he'll pull me over too. So I think, "fuck it" and speed up to 80... then the light turns yellow, and I think, "Aha! Now I get to brake AND I'll turn left just to get away from this bastard." So I get into the left turn lane...now, he's in the FAR right, beside me and hits the brakes....and turns into the left lane right behind me. I was thinking I was screwed for sure. So I acted casual and nonchalantly stretched.... then out of nowhere... he just turned back into the right lane and drove off.
Fucker!
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Sat Sep-03-05 04:54 AM
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1. Maybe he had booze on his breath, too |
jus_the_facts
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:03 AM
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2. here's what really bein' hassled by the *man* looks like.... |
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Sat Sep-03-05 11:03 AM
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6. that photo is straight out of "Black Hawk Down" |
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'cept this time around it appears to be operation "Black People Down." So THIS is 2005 in 'Murka...
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HEyHEY
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Sat Sep-03-05 11:05 AM
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7. And that thing has a flat |
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Fuck, if they can't even keep air in the tires, how are they supposed to perform a proper evac?
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Sat Sep-03-05 08:21 AM
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3. Wanna know how I handle that kind of shit? |
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I pull off, pop the hood, and start tinkering with the engine. If Johnnie Bluelegs stops, I just say "It was missing out. I think the coil wire's loose...Ah, that's got it, thanks for stopping, Officer, I got it from here..."
And get a case of OCD about wiping your hands until he gets bored and leaves....
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Sat Sep-03-05 10:13 AM
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4. You should have had a Quebec Separatist bumpersticker to antagonize... |
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Sat Sep-03-05 10:58 AM
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5. Yeah, he thought "Tercel" sounded French |
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