Sabriel
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:14 PM
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I've declared marital law |
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I told my spouse he can't buy any more useless crap until he gets rid of some of the other useless crap he's bought in the past.
Now, how do I enforce it?
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ghostsofgiants
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:15 PM
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1. No sex until he gets rid of the useless crap? |
Sabriel
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Sat Sep-03-05 06:16 PM
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2. Rats, I used that one up on something else. n/t |
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Sat Sep-03-05 08:00 PM
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.... why he's buying useless crap. Sublimation.
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:08 PM
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3. That's not useless crap |
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It's all gonna be really useful or really valuable someday in the future, and you're gonna feel like a chump for wanting to get rid of it!
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Sabriel
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:12 PM
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4. Two wall-mount mono speakers with fabric coverings |
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showing an Italian picnic scene?
Is that's not crap, what is?
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:19 PM
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and it's also functional. Sounds like your spouse is a man of discriminating taste... :)
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:23 PM
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:24 PM
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7. Do what most of my past girlfriends and my mother does... |
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to my dad, take the credit and debit cards, and put him on allowance. Men require training after all.
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Sat Sep-03-05 07:48 PM
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8. As a man I object to the generalization... |
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...that we must all be trained... blah blah blah... :pointless flamewar:
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