WHERE IS MY DICK??!!

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

Now you see, my vote was aggregated not just for Mr. Cookoobananas, but ALSO for his sidekick, making him MY DICK!


So where is MY DICK??


Supposedly no sighting since August 19th -- that is 15 DAYS.


Its just not funny anymore.


here's a random tossing of other threads looking for MY DICK, and there's a new one every 4 to 6 hours...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4593706
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2058096&mesg_id=2058096
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2058776


Is it too much for we the people to see MY DICK?!


Can't Anderson Cooper or Cafferty or Heraldo ask about MY DICK?


If YOUR DICK is missing ASK YOUR FRIENDS:

WHERE IS MY DICK?!?!



;)



Seriously ... I forget already what he looks like!
Tell me your sightings and be sure to ask all your friends! :)

WARNING
the DICK ALERT
is RISING!
LOL

[spuddonna]

1. LMAO!! That's awesome...

I'm sure keeping an eye out for Dick to pop up!!

[sendero]

7. I have a feeling..

... that this particular Dick doesn't do much "popping up" any more. Probably more like a garden slug.

But yes, it is a mystery!

[HereSince1628]

2. He was seen today in the Whitehouse Rose Garden

Mentioned breifly as one of the major administration figures flanking the president.

I am going after the link..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1750512


http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/04/national/nationalspecial/04bush.html?ei=5094&en=23cce9f23aa42f66&hp=&ex=1125806400&partner=homepage&pagewanted=print

[Kadie]

3. LOL. Well , he did appear today

but it seems it could be a cardboard cut out.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4610424&mesg_id=4610424

[FULL_METAL_HAT]

4. ITS MY DICK _AND_ BALLS!

Lookey lookey! To the left you see my BALLS along with MY DICK!

THEY DON'T LOOK HEALTHY -- WHAT KIND OF HOLES HAVE THEY BEEN INTO?!?!

;)

p.s. are all three of those guys holding hands Saudi style??!!

[ClintonTyree]

6. Did he see his shadow? Does that mean 6 more weeks of disaster?

:shrug: Where the hell has crash-cart been? Is there NO ONE in charge of this freaking country? :shrug:

[longship]

5. Where's Crashcart?

[Bucky]

8. I looked up "dickless" in google images for something to post and...

...found nothing appropriate for posting here. Sorry. But I got a good laugh out of a pic called owned5.jpg

[Maestro]

9. Here he is, uh, dickless

[miss_kitty]

10. If all else fails, look for Dick's dick

in the cameltoe...