I just found a new way to work out some of my agression...

[mcctatas]

that doesn't involve sex or alcohol...

I go to freeperland, and when I find a totally incoherent, grammatically incorrect post rife with spelling errors, I reply "I completely concur with your analysis, but for your edification that post should have read...." and I fix all their errors. Childish? Yes, but oh so much fun!

[Redstone]

1. When I go to the library (and I routinely go to about six of them),

I take all the books by rightwingers like Ann Coulter out of the "new arrivals" section and bury them in the shelves deep within the sections like philosophy that very few people visit.

Petty? Yes, but oh so much fun, as you say. It always makes me smile a little.

You gotta get your fun where you can these days.

Redstone

[gmoney]

4. Good idea, but one suggestion...

I'd hate to dignify that drivel by putting it anywhere NEAR the "Philosophy" section... Isn't it more appropriate to put it in the Children's section?

[Redstone]

5. Oh, jeez, I hadn't thought of that. I was just trying to make sure

the books would stay missing for a long time.

Let's see, classic literature? Low traffic as well, but not the right association either....

And I'd never want to be responsible for giving a child nightmares if the poor tyke stumbled across a picture of Ann Coulter...

Aha, I got it! All these libraries, for some reason still have a lot of shop manuals for cars you never even see anymore, like "Complete Repair Guide for the 1973 Chevrolet Vega."

That's where they'd go from now on. Consigned to the dustbin of history along with the other lousy, failed ideas, like the Chevy Vega.

Redstone

[NMDemDist2]

2. that is just priceless

:rofl:

[Droopy]

3. I lift weights for about 40 minutes

and then take a brisk one hour walk. That routine also cuts down on my hand lotion consumption.