eeyore
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:46 AM
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So I saw the most ridiculous homemade bumper sticker ever.... |
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I was in Boise for a wedding a while back, walking down the main drag on a Friday night. There were all of these cowboys cruising in their trucks, whooping it up and yelling out their windows.
I saw this ridiculously oversized truck pulled over by a cop ahead of me, with a big ole sticker on the bumper. As I finally got closer all I could do was laugh.
The jackass had put a HUGH1! homemade sticker on his truck that read AMATEUR GYNOCOLOGIST.
I bet he gets all of the ladies with that one. EEEEW!
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:51 AM
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1. I know someone who would do something like that |
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He does get laid using his redneck strategies, but the women usually aren't too smart. He don't care about that, though.
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:52 AM
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2. I bet he has a huge beer belly |
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and wears T-shirts that say "No fat chicks"
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:53 AM
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3. Oh yeah right..sure he does! |
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:sarcasm:
Plus he can't even spell...ICK! :puke:
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:54 AM
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4. I saw a truck the other day with a sticker that read: |
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Fans Against Gordon
Apparently this 'macho man' is a member of FAG.
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eeyore
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:54 AM
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5. He had a Calvin pissing sticker too. |
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But I was laughing too hard to notice what Calvin was pissing on this time. Osama? Ford? Clinton? Who knows...
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KitchenWitch
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:55 AM
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Tasteless fucking things.
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eeyore
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:58 AM
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I've been tempted to create my own. |
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Edited on Mon Sep-05-05 12:59 AM by eeyore
Calvin pissing on the American flag. Calvin pissing on Bush. Calvin pissing on Jesus. Calvin pissing on Hannity.
How long do you think I would last before I was run off the road? Might be worth. I could use a new car!
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Mon Sep-05-05 01:30 AM
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11. The Jesus and flag ideas are definitely pushing the boundaries |
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Actually, a similar picture of Bush urinating on the flag would be quite accurate after what he's done to this country. I take no responsibility for any injuries sustained by you for bring my idea to fruition, however (though I'm sure you can easily kick some Freeper ass :evilgrin:).
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Mon Sep-05-05 01:01 AM
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10. I want a "Calvin pissing on Free Will" sticker. |
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:56 AM
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I'll bet the chicks can't keep their hands off his obviously minuscule endowments. :eyes:
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:57 AM
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:58 AM
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9. Definitely a freeper considering the horrendous spelling |
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No doubt he's a real chick magnet with that bumper sticker. NOT!:rofl:
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Mon Sep-05-05 01:48 AM
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12. Saw a semi-truck in Phoenix that had a HUGH! sign asking women |
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to lift their shirts and show himt heir boobs. When I drove by this twerp. two lanes over, he looked at me with a grin of expectation...I flipped him off then sped outta there. He looked kinda pissed :rofl:
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Mon Sep-05-05 01:54 AM
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13. About 80% of male truckers |
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look down into cars that are passing them hoping to see something. It doesn't seem to be a function of intelligence, either (well "lift shirt" signs are pretty stupid). I think it has more to do with being out on the road for 6 weeks at a time without any female attention.
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