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Tue Sep-06-05 03:14 PM
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Wake up like a douche...and other misunderstood lyrics. |
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Bliiiiinded by the light, Wake up like a douche in the middle of the night.
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I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire.
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OK, your turn...go.
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:21 PM
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1. Take a can of biscuits, every day.... |
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Take a can of biscuits every way...
I used to sing that so loudly as a kid. :blush:
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:21 PM
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2. There's a Doobie Brothers song |
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With a repeating line that says, "I will beeee there".
I just finally figured out what they were saying - for years, I've heard it as "I'm a vegan." :shrug:
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:32 PM
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for Reverend Blue Jeans...
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:36 PM
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4. I know Bill Bixby, I know Bill Bixby, I know Bill Bixby's mine... |
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um, "I know you'll miss me blind" -- Culture Club.
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:40 PM
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Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 03:40 PM by no name no slogan
as in, "'scuse me, will I kiss this guy"
ON EDIT: that's too obvious. How about:
"She's got electric boobz, a mohair suit..."
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:41 PM
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:41 PM
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7. "Theres the Bathroom on the right..." |
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Wed Sep-07-05 02:06 AM
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I love that misquoted song.
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Wed Sep-07-05 02:07 AM
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52. I want to rock and roll all night .... and part of every day! |
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Famous 'Dharma and Greg' quotation.
Also 'I've got a black magic woman and she's trying to take a pebble out of me.'
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Wed Sep-07-05 02:07 AM
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53. 'I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all popsicles in my |
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way!'
Another Dharma and Greg classic.
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:43 PM
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8. "Big old Jed had a light on" |
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"Don't carry me too far away."
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:46 PM
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:45 PM
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9. I thought it was "wrapped up" like a douche.... |
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Coulda fooled me........ :)
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:46 PM
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10. Big ol Jed had a light on... |
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Steve Miller Band - Big old Jet Airliner!
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:47 PM
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12. "Bald-headed woman... |
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bald-headed woman to meeeeeeee..."
Hey, gimme a break...it's the Bee Gees. Maybe if I had dog hearing I could've understood it better. :D
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:47 PM
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back in the Dark Ages, I used to like to sing "Young at Heart" (Frank Sinatra, I think)
And here is the best part... You'll have a head scarf.... If you are among the very young at heart.
Ha.
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:47 PM
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14. Looking back on when i was a little nasty, hairy boy |
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Sir Duke, Stevie Wonder
Nappy-headed boy.
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:49 PM
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I never understood why they were so excited about klezmer music. My fiancee had to explain what the kazmar was, why it was important. Boy did I feel stupid.
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:51 PM
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17. Dude, it's "Rock the Casbah" |
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:53 PM
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I'm totally hopeless!
(Turning red again!!)
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Tue Sep-06-05 04:07 PM
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:54 PM
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Casbah
n : an older or native quarter of many cities in northern Africa; the quarter in which the citadel is located
Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:57 PM
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Tue Sep-06-05 03:50 PM
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16. "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" |
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instead of "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer"
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:37 PM
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28. For some reason that song came on |
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at a punk club I was in, and on cue the whole place belted out "Hold me closer Tony Danza."
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:48 PM
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that's great. That's one of the funniest things I have heard in some time. :)
:rofl:
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Tue Sep-06-05 04:02 PM
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19. " takes the wheel when I'm seeing double feeds my chickens when I sleep" |
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Sugar MAgnolia by The Dead.
IT was only about 10 years ago that I realized those lyrics were wrong.
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Tue Sep-06-05 04:03 PM
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20. "I get up down but I get up again 'cause it happens on the lead guitar" |
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Tue Sep-06-05 04:03 PM
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so you're probably the only one to notice :smoke:
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Tue Sep-06-05 04:20 PM
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has the Devil got a sideboard
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Tue Sep-06-05 10:56 PM
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24. somebody calls you you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes by |
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:22 PM
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25. I believe in milk cows |
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:54 AM
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:31 PM
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26. Isn't it actually "wrapped up like a deuce"? |
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:46 PM
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30. Nope. It's "REVVED up like a deuce" |
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:48 PM
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33. Oh yeah that's right ....... |
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:35 PM
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27. Thirty Teens and the Thunder Chief |
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From AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap," bien sur.
Someday, I'm using Thirty Teens and the Thunder Chief as a band name.
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:44 PM
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29. "Come from the land of the ice cream cones" |
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Come from the land of the ice and snow-Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:48 PM
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31. Welcome to DU! BTW, I didn't know what the lyrics were until |
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:58 AM
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44. I misunderstood SO many of the lyrics from that song |
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(actual lyrics in parentheses)
"To light the hall, singing and crying..." (To fight the horde, singing and crying)
"Always sleep, reaching out Our only goal will be to twist and shout" (On we sweep with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore)
"Tonight you'd better stop A-wreakin' all your ruin (So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins)
And I'm actually old enough to remember when this was a Top 40 hit!
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Wed Sep-07-05 01:03 AM
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47. I'm that old too. It's funny that you and I heard the same lyrics: |
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"Tonight you'd better stop A-wreakin' all your ruin"
and
"Always sleep, reaching out Our only goal will be to twist and shout"
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:59 PM
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38. My cousin thought Brown Eyed Girl said "Gun down the old man |
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Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 11:59 PM by alcibiades_mystery
with a transistor radio" Who are you, the fucking Professor from Gilligan's Island?!? :rofl:
"Going down the old mine with a transistor radio"
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:49 PM
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34. that would be a cool name nt |
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:56 PM
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36. Rusted Root's "simian the whale" |
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or, er, "send me on my way."
Wasn't me. Wife's college roommate thought it was 'simian the whale.'
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:05 AM
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39. Oh, lord, I'm suckin' on old tires again. -- "Lodi" - CCR |
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Does anyone know where the little dog goes? -- "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:05 AM
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instead of: "I'm a loser baby"
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Wed Sep-07-05 01:06 AM
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Everyone thought it said, "So, open the door. I'm a loser baby..."
But he's saying it in spanish, "Soy, un perdedor."
You probably knew that, though.
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:12 AM
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41. I always thought Gordon Lightfoot's Sundown |
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was: "Sundown, you better take care, if I find you've been drinkin my Labatt's Ale".
Really, it's "If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"
:silly:
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:21 AM
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42. You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw... |
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Wed Sep-07-05 12:59 AM
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45. sure as killam and jared risin up their members above the searing eddie |
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Wed Sep-07-05 01:02 AM
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46. Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, |
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kick 'em when they $hit, kick 'em all around (Dirty Laundry/Don Henley)
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Wed Sep-07-05 01:10 AM
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49. Rocky mountain high, follow rocko |
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Wed Sep-07-05 01:12 AM
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50. I wanna` be a Bus. I wanna` be a Big Bus. I wanna` be the Biggest Bus |
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to ever Bus the World around.
It's actually supposed to be "I wanna` be a Boss" in the 10cc song.
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