Where does the DU donation money REALLY go?

[Dookus]

[Punkingal]

1. Now, Dookus.....

you know you are not supposed to talk about secret moderator perks!:spank:

[Dookus]

3. hey

*I* voted for kickass website.

But we have a right to know about the secret underground lair and the faberge eggs.....

and spank me harder, please

[Punkingal]

7. Okay....

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[VolcanoJen]

9. Whatever. Bring on the Bling!!!!

LMAO. Hilarious thread, Dookus!!!

:D

[Dookus]

11. Mods....

it's always about the bling-bling....

[SmileyBoy]

2. I thought Skinner kicked that habit a long time ago...

He's been clean for almost seven years now, right???

[Dookus]

4. I dunno...

the other day he came to work reeking of precious jewels.

[rucky]

5. Why are dope and hookers separate?

That's like a bagel without the cream cheese

[Dookus]

6. it's simply....

an accounting thing.

[onebigbadwulf]

8. Wheres the Oxycontin option?

We all know it goes to whores and oxycontin.

[Dookus]

10. Oxycontin

falls under "Dope"

[Skinner]

12. One word:

"Botox"

[prolesunited]

13. Now I see

how you maintain that youthful appearance. ;-)

[gratuitous]

20. My guess was going to be internet porn subscriptions

Looks like I was incorrect.

Side note to prolesunited and skinner: I made my donation (the easy part), now you guys get to figure out how it gets parsed up (the hard part)!

[prolesunited]

23. Check your inbox

I sent you the names. You'll need to forward this info to Skinner so he can activate their stars.

BTW, :yourock:

[jmowreader]

31. Being twelve helps too...

I've seen Skinner's picture. Dude's got a fake ID he uses when he buys beer. He must. We have nineteen-year-old cashiers who look older than Skinner.

[Zomby Woof]

30. you overdid the botox this time!

I mean, there is something to be said for a youthful appearance, but...

[LynneSin]

14. After this receipt was found at the DU HQ - Hookers, expensive ones

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

15. What, no tip?!

[Jokerman]

19. $80 for domination? What a bargin!

What really interests me about that receipt is the return policy. Depending on your preferences, the return could be as much fun as the purchase!

[WoodrowFan]

21. OUTRAGE! DC Hookers arn't good enough!

SKINNER! You had to go to ATLANTIC CITY for hookers!?!?!?! What, DC hookers not good enough for you? Hell boy, if you want variety, there's always Baltimore! Next time we members see a receipt like this it BETTER be for one of those massage parlors in Montgomery county at least!

[LynneSin]

28. But the gambling is better in Atlantic City

They're taking our donations to the craps table at the Taj Mahal. EarlG swears he has a system for winning big at the tables

:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

16. "Original Van Gogh's for the Moderator Lounge"???

Ohhhh... so that's what those ears are! Go figure!

[TahitiNut]

25. And I thought they were the responses to ...

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen ..."

[xJlM]

17. Hookers AND dope

With a case of cheap wine thrown in occasionally. Not to mention all the condoms.

[northzax]

18. well, as long as it's safe

that's ok then.

[dofus]

22. What?!

They don't spend it on decadent trips around the world? No imagination.

To think that instead they're wasting the money on building a kick-ass website. Sigh. What's the younger generation coming to?

[TahitiNut]

24. "Moderator uniforms"???

You mean our birthday suits have become passe? Gee ... what little comfort there is in our inverted penthouse will be gone when we have to get dressed. Color me disappointed. (Yeah, I said inverted. Tsk, tsk!)

[Blue-Jay]

26. Drinkin' & whorin'

What else is there?

[chiburb]

27. It's gonna go to "site close-down" if...

More folks don't pony up!
Ok, so that might be alarmist and incorrect and certainly un-Admin supported, but you get the idea.
As expressed in a thread in GD, don't we want to see Georgie's nose bleed?

[chiburb]

29. Kick! Because they really, really need the do-re-mi! n/t

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