help... i cut off my finger in a wood chopper & i might be suffering from

[progmom]

...post-partum depression! What should I do?



(for sundoggle! :loveya:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. SCREAM!

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. sue first, then take some homeopathic pills, and most importantly

make sure you get in touch with a Scientology center to have your engrams cleansed of body thetans.

[In_The_Wind]

3. stop the bleeding ...

just sayin'

[yvr girl]

4. Locking

DU is not the right place to seek medical advice....but don't drip on your keyboard.

[sundog]

5. finish posting here & see if it stops bleeding

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. How about singing Hotel California

that might stop the bleeding...

[Blue-Jay]

13. dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo

dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo

dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!

<guitar solo>

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Tie up Socrates in a bull scrotum and spray it with dandelion wine

at midnight on the third wednesday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox of the twelth leap year of a new millenium in which the last year of the previous millenium was not a leap year, while wearing a gingham dress and toilet flusher flotation balls.

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. good idea!

and make sure you have your Authentic Toltec Crystaline Butt Plug handy!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Yes, that is the denouement of the ritual

right before the battery acid discharge event.

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. you truly are a shaman of great wisdom

make sure to catch the discharge on a Thomas Kinkaide painting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. and a brass bowl hammered out by the dali lama

limned with Astro-Glide.

[sundog]

8. stick a needle in your eye

[WCGreen]

14. I'm glad it was only part of one.....

[Misunderestimator]

15. Whatever you do... don't expect government help.

[progmom]

16. i'm going to quit my job

and go on welfare.

that'll show them.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. Man. This Wendy's Chili is good!